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The 100th Edition Of The Tour de France: Chirps, Opinions, News, Updates.


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Pick the yellow and green jersey winners.  

305 members have voted

  1. 1. Who will reign in Yellow?

    • Froome Dawg (Sky)
      216
    • Contador (Saxo Tinkoff)
      53
    • A Schleck, Radioshack
      13
    • Evans (BMC)
      8
    • Uran (Sky)
      0
    • Tejay (BMC)
      3
    • Gesink (Blanco)
      0
    • Hesjedal (Garmin Sharp
      0
    • Valverde (Movistar)
      4
    • J Rodriquez (Katusha)
      2
    • Suprize package!
      6
  2. 2. Who will reign in Green?

    • Sagan (Cannondale Pro Cycling)
      178
    • Cav' (Omega Pharma Quickstep)
      104
    • Greipel (Lotto Bellisol)
      7
    • Bouhanni (FDJ)
      1
    • Goss (Orica-Greenedge)
      3
    • Surprize package?
      12


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Voigt doesn't want the group to get caught and pulls them up the next climb.

 

The group splinters and he is the lead rider at 1:34".

 

Machine!

Jens is an animal!
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Jens is an animal!

 

Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton?

 

:-D

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Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton?

 

:-D

Dont think so.
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Jens Voigt doesn't complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.

 

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Jens Voigt once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him stop pedaling for a few seconds.

 

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Jens no longer has a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it climbed into the team car claiming a stomach ailment and retired.

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Domestiques try to see how many bottles they can carry back from the team car. Jens Voigt tries to see how many team cars he can carry back to the peloton.

 

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Jens Voigt will never have a heart attack. Jens Voigt's heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.

 

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Movistar is happy to see Voigt go on alone, as he is no threat to any of their goals. They have let him build up a 2:31 gap now.

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Gilbert and van Garderen, both BMC, have jumped from the peloton in pursuit of Voigt and the former lead group.

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Jens Voigt crashed spectacularly during the 2009 Tour de France. The resulting impact created a mound of earth that is visible to this day. It is called "Col du Tourmalet".

 

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You are what you eat. Jens Voigt eats spring steel for breakfast, fire for lunch, and a mixture of titanium and carbon fiber for dinner. For between-meal snacks he eats men's souls, and downs it with a tall cool glass of The Milk of Human Suffering.

 

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Voigt is past the mid-way point on the Mont Revard. He leads the peloton by 3:20.

 

51 kms to go

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