Vetseun Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Voigt doesn't want the group to get caught and pulls them up the next climb. The group splinters and he is the lead rider at 1:34". Machine!Jens is an animal!
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens is an animal! Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton? :-D
Vetseun Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton? :-DDont think so.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens Voigt doesn't complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens Voigt is unable to use the internet because he is constantly dropping his connection. JGR 1
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens Voigt once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him stop pedaling for a few seconds.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens no longer has a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it climbed into the team car claiming a stomach ailment and retired. slowpoke 1
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Domestiques try to see how many bottles they can carry back from the team car. Jens Voigt tries to see how many team cars he can carry back to the peloton.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens Voigt will never have a heart attack. Jens Voigt's heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Movistar is happy to see Voigt go on alone, as he is no threat to any of their goals. They have let him build up a 2:31 gap now.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Gilbert and van Garderen, both BMC, have jumped from the peloton in pursuit of Voigt and the former lead group.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Jens Voigt crashed spectacularly during the 2009 Tour de France. The resulting impact created a mound of earth that is visible to this day. It is called "Col du Tourmalet".
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 You are what you eat. Jens Voigt eats spring steel for breakfast, fire for lunch, and a mixture of titanium and carbon fiber for dinner. For between-meal snacks he eats men's souls, and downs it with a tall cool glass of The Milk of Human Suffering.
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Jens Voigt pajamas. slowpoke 1
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Voigt is past the mid-way point on the Mont Revard. He leads the peloton by 3:20. 51 kms to go
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