Vetseun Posted July 20, 2013 Share Voigt doesn't want the group to get caught and pulls them up the next climb. The group splinters and he is the lead rider at 1:34". Machine!Jens is an animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens is an animal! Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton? :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share What an inspiration.Jens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted July 20, 2013 Share Did someone tell him lately that he's the oldest man in the peloton? :-DDont think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens Voigt doesn't complain about what suffering does to him, but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens Voigt is unable to use the internet because he is constantly dropping his connection. JGR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens Voigt once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him stop pedaling for a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens no longer has a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it climbed into the team car claiming a stomach ailment and retired. slowpoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Domestiques try to see how many bottles they can carry back from the team car. Jens Voigt tries to see how many team cars he can carry back to the peloton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens Voigt will never have a heart attack. Jens Voigt's heart isn't stupid enough to attack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Movistar is happy to see Voigt go on alone, as he is no threat to any of their goals. They have let him build up a 2:31 gap now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Gilbert and van Garderen, both BMC, have jumped from the peloton in pursuit of Voigt and the former lead group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Jens Voigt crashed spectacularly during the 2009 Tour de France. The resulting impact created a mound of earth that is visible to this day. It is called "Col du Tourmalet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share You are what you eat. Jens Voigt eats spring steel for breakfast, fire for lunch, and a mixture of titanium and carbon fiber for dinner. For between-meal snacks he eats men's souls, and downs it with a tall cool glass of The Milk of Human Suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Jens Voigt pajamas. slowpoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted July 20, 2013 Share Voigt is past the mid-way point on the Mont Revard. He leads the peloton by 3:20. 51 kms to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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