Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted July 29, 2013 Share If you believe in it then it must be your religion... what is religion? Spaghettimonster. That thing in the bottom of the pot when you forget to stir your pasta while cooking. Behan and DR ◣◢ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted July 29, 2013 Share I see some bukake going down here.Hopefully you not on the receiving end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted July 29, 2013 Share Hopefully you not on the receiving end... That's why the bokkie wears the shirt with the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted July 29, 2013 Share That's why the bokkie wears the shirt with the head.Then she'll need this shirt http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.10698980.4651/fc,550x550,black.u1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted July 29, 2013 Share Then she'll need this shirt http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.10698980.4651/fc,550x550,black.u1.jpg Skerp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Omega Man Posted July 29, 2013 Share If you believe in it then it must be your religion... what is religion?Like Gravity? My dog is a firm believer in Gravity. In fact I'd go so far as so say he's a disciple of Gravity. Behan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Omega Man Posted July 29, 2013 Share You also have ENVE rims. You can ride in pink lycra for all I care. The rims counter act everything else.Don't forget the Chris Kings. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ pierre-, Lexx and DR ◣◢ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V12man Posted July 29, 2013 Share Nooit bru. We use full face helmets for the downhill sections. Did you not see them strapped to our 3l hydration packs? Wasn't it you at Emmarentia wearing a full face on the allegedly downhill bit through the trees on the singletrack bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeK9 Posted July 29, 2013 Share OK ILL START 5" You where using a Metric tape measure... DIPSLICK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted July 29, 2013 Share Wasn't it you at Emmarentia wearing a full face on the allegedly downhill bit through the trees on the singletrack bit? shhhh. Don't say it in public. I'm very scared of the big stuff on the spruit. We all know I'm just a baggy wearing poser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwan Kemp Posted July 29, 2013 Share How to be a cool mountain biker. This FREE course will cover the following - how to sell your 29errr... for top Randelas- how to buy a proper bike- how to fit flat pedals- your brand new shoes and how to tie the laces- how to look cool in baggies- why lycra is for exhibitionist and shy nudists- bunny hop without clippers- jumping jumps and pumping pump......tracks- why a single trip to Morzine is better than the Epic- dirt roads are evil. How to avoid them- general coolness on and off the bike- how to be faster than you and you too Call now and ill include a special one time free offer of picking the right pair of socks to match the rest of your kit. *stricly no lycra and no 29errrrs...You had me at "how to sell your 29errr"! Daft Vader 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwan Kemp Posted July 29, 2013 Share Is "what is a front shock called" part of the higher grade curriculum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChUkKy Posted July 29, 2013 Share Is "what is a front shock called" part of the higher grade curriculum? A front shock is what you get when you moer off your flat pedals and slam your nuts on the top tube bj horn, SwissVan, DIPSLICK and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Omega Man Posted July 29, 2013 Share Is "what is a front shock called" part of the higher grade curriculum?Like Front bum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Omega Man Posted July 29, 2013 Share A front shock is what you get when you moer off your flat pedals and slam your nuts on the top tubeHahaha. It therefore follows that a rear shock is when your nutsack rubs on the back wheel when you get too far over the rear. DR ◣◢, ChUkKy and DIPSLICK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted July 29, 2013 Share A front shock is what you get when you moer off your flat pedals and slam your nuts on the top tubeAGAIN SEAN GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE NUTS RossW and ChUkKy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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