The Old Mutual joBerg2c to introduce Buffalo category for heavier riders

[Greybeard]

I checked to see if the date was April 1! Anyway, recognition at last! Wifey says lose the weight like a man.

[DIPSLICK]

I WONDER IF THEY WORK IT ON A SLIDING SCALE WEIGHT/TIME

THEN I AM ON LIKE DONKEY KONG :whistling:

[Witkop]

I suppose if we keep creating new classes of competition for each deviation from the norm, age, weight, brain power, fitness level, eye colour, skin colour, language, sexual orientation, ext then we can all be winners.

 

And now introducing Babba, the world champion in the over 40, over weight, IQ range 95-105, afro-Asiatic, bi polar, non swimming, gay triathlon.

[rouxtjie]

I WONDER IF THEY WORK IT ON A SLIDING SCALE WEIGHT/TIME

THEN I AM ON LIKE DONKEY KONG :whistling:

Jis that would be lekker like a handicap system...if you weigh between 90 and 100 you get 40 minutes off your time hahahha

[jcza]

The heaviest okes have the lightest bikes - weigh rider & bike together.

 

Handicap is 1 min per day per kg - weigh in takes place at the end of the stage.

[DIPSLICK]

The heaviest okes have the lightest bikes - weigh rider & bike together.

 

Handicap is 1 min per day per kg - weigh in takes place at the end of the stage.

THEN I OFFICIALLY KICKED YOUR RACE SNAKES ASSES :w00t:

[jcza]

THEN I OFFICIALLY KICKED YOUR RACE SNAKES ASSES :w00t:

 

You sure about that BIG GUY? Want to fire up that calculator?

 

Remember I get 1 minute per day for every year age difference

[DIPSLICK]

You sure about that BIG GUY? Want to fire up that calculator?

 

Remember I get 1 minute per day for every year age difference

100% SURE I AM 40 AND CLOCK 110 GO BEAN COUNTER

[jcza]

100% SURE I AM 40 AND CLOCK 110 GO BEAN COUNTER

 

Is that including the Santa Cruz??

[DIPSLICK]

Is that including the Santa Cruz??

VAAARK I WISH

[DIPSLICK]

Is that including the Santa Cruz??

THEN ITS 123KG NO WATER NO FOOD, REMEMBER BAFALO USE 3L CAMEL PACKS

Edited September 12, 2013 by dipslick

[Benjamin]

 

THEN ITS 123KG NO WATER NO FOOD, REMEMBER BAFALO USE 3L CAMEL PACKS

Doesn't that mean you go faster downhill?

[DIPSLICK]

OOM I WAS LOWER GRADE MATHS(AND FAILED) I already worked OUT who the winner is,,,,is this going to take loooong????

[DIPSLICK]

Doesn't that mean you go faster downhill?

hey hey hey stay out of this!!!!! oom is a bean counter he will start working out gradients and and and...........this is actually about weight no age, but i was raised to respect my elders so ill let him throw in the age factor

[jcza]

Sorry DIPS you lost by 6 hours and 40 seconds

[DIPSLICK]

Sorry DIPS you lost by 6 hours and 40 seconds

BWHAAAAAA