eddy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Question is, how? Let's say he bites, there is no chance that I would divulge my banking details... Getting an account number to him should be great for a day's fun. Does it matter whose account it is? Maybe give him one of the SARS ones or Julius Malema's,
Madlight Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Perhaps it's time to order my dogma with the new electronic shifting SRAM red... Possibly with 650b wheels?
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Perhaps it's time to order my dogma with the new electronic shifting SRAM red... Possibly with 650b wheels?Please do. Set up a gmail address with some silly name and off you go. Basically what I am trying to do is to get him to expose as many of his accounts as possible and then mmediately report them to the banks. I feel it's pointless trying to catch the guy, he's probably not even in SA. Just flush and harass.If he was sharp, he'd have googled the Neckartal Marina by now...but he's too greedy, all he can see are $ signs.
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 OK, he paused for long enough to lick his balls...and in doing so, opened a crack for us to exploit. Tomorrow, an as yet un-named person will go round to the warehouse in Salmack Rd with the cash. And he will be sending emails from his iPhone 5. "Our correspondent Accountant for Absa is on vacation.." I must go and do some work Hello Eduardo, At the Moment our correspondent Accountant for Absa is on vacation so as a result of that we can only ask you to make the Payment via Western Union Tomorrow. Because i am still surprise why FNB namibia can not send money to South Africa FNB so strange that is why all these is delaying. So kindly make the Payment via Westrern union tomorrow, just try your best so we can ship out the bikes as soon as possible because we have already finished with the paper work for shipment of the Bikes to you, all we are waiting for is to just confirm your payment and then we will ship out to you and once you have received the bikes, kindly send us the balance %50 payments. Best Regards.
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 OK, now he wants my phone number...he'll get through to the Kalkrand Village Council where the only English ever heard was spoken by my grandfather when he went through there in 1914 with Louis Botha and Jan Smuts. And sure as hell our man Alfred don't gooi the taal. Hello Alfred,I think now maybe you are worried that I forget about this deal? What a kind of man you think I am? Just now I get a very cross and then I go buy from the shops in Windhoek the bicyclesNow this day I am a waste my time the whole day, this and that, this and that, can't you sort your business. Ima wanna pay for these things but now you make play and play and now you want my phone number, ok here is my number and for you from South Africa you must a phone like this 00 264 63 264 005If you call now now I am still here, but please be quickly again.In the meantime I am thinking to ask my brother to bring the money direct to your warehouse there in that Plattemburgbay place. You see, my other friend is owning the casino at Bacon Island and he can just give you the cash one time, no banks, no trouble, nothing. But now you phone me. Hurry, pleaseEduardo
Madlight Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Francesco Moser has just inquired about a Dogma... lets see where this goes
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Francesco Moser has just inquired about a Dogma... lets see where this goesFrancesco you taka one ora two bicycle?
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 OK, so the phone rang at the Kalkrand Stadsraad and he got nowhere.... Hello Eduardo,I called your number now and someone else was picking up your calls or you can give me call on : +27714597145I would like to let you know that in the next few 30mins i will email you our new Absa account so you can make the payment.Best Regards.Somebody please feed that phone number to a spammer. Otherwise Ed Zachary is going to have to find a payphone.......ABSA: staan by om 'n rekening te blok assebliefI notice he ain't taking the cash at the warehouse bait...
Madlight Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Francesco you taka one ora two bicycle? I thinka I'll take 2 if I can get the electronic SRAM red... But I can only pay in US dollars cash so that I don't have to alert the tax man
Shebeen Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 In the meantime I am thinking to ask my brother to bring the money direct to your warehouse there in that Plattemburgbay place. You see, my other friend is owning the casino at Bacon Island and he can just give you the cash one time, no banks, no trouble, nothing. But now you phone me. Hurry, please MUCH better, remember there's lots of 17 year olds there right now who are very thirsty. not that he would know.
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johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Are you truly a serious buyer?Because you gave me another person phone number: 00 264 63 264 005Because the number 3 times and they said they don`t know of any eduardo zachary Ja boet, but maybe that's because your *rse looks Ed Zachary like your face
eeeek Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Are you truly a serious buyer? Because you gave me another person phone number: 00 264 63 264 005 Because the number 3 times and they said they don`t know of any eduardo zachary Ja boet, but maybe that's because your *rse looks Ed Zachary like your face I love the thought of some phone out in kalkrand ringing for the first time since it was installed 15 years ago and the poor tannie getting so miffed with the Nigerian who keeps calling. Maybe Ed should phone and ask if a man by the name of Alfred left a message for him.
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 I love the thought of some phone out in kalkrand ringing for the first time since it was installed 15 years ago and the poor tannie getting so miffed with the Nigerian who keeps calling. Maybe Ed should phone and ask if a man by the name of Alfred left a message for him. Now that's a plan!! Kalkrand hier kom ek!
johannrissik Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 My man in Abuja is getting despondent...... Alfred,Those people in my brother's office are sometimes very lazy you know. You my brother is a big man in Kalkrand and everybody they know him, but sometimes it is just a stupid somebody answering the phone you know. Tomorrow you phone them and tell them you want to speak to Joe Mourman, you must speak very clear to these people. Sometimes itsa better if your shout at him and a say Joe Mourman!! But now I am worried because it looks like you don't have the passion for doing business, sometimes things are not easy in Africa. You see in my Angola we have been struggling for many years but we don't give up so quick.Now I am going back to the Marina for the next few days, so now our chance is for me to organise the cash directly to your warehouse.How is that plan for you?Good afternoonEduardo
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