fabes Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 I call bullsheetA) accidentally!!!! this is SA There are no accidents, accidents are not allowedB) SA champs towel swoped for your luminous PIENK towel very unlikely I will give you 10/10 for one of those threads where the hubbers think What dafaqSays the oke whose wife would cut his balls off if he lost a towel
Stretch Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 2010? That oke has been hanging onto that thing for 5 years in the desperate attempt that some girl will notice his prowess... But during his morning swim he came to the epiphany that it wasn't working and the thought of your fluffy pink towel compared with his threadbare 5 year old towel was too much for him to ignore.... P.s. Was it sa champs in tiddlywinks?
DIPSLICK Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 Says the oke whose wife would cut his balls off if he lost a towelbwhhaaaa,,that called self projection pal my shares are strong like old mother russia my wife loves me loooong time,,,,tell us about your wifes running shoes, i heard an intresting story
splat Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 I hope you have more luck than the guy who lost his water bottle at the Argust a few years ago
Jewbacca Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 If it was a carpet I could understand the effort.....
skipperw Posted June 30, 2015 Author Posted June 30, 2015 If it was a carpet I could understand the effort..... Dude, one man's rug is another man's towel. I need a russian.
IH8MUD Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 The Guide's take on the importance of your towel. “A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
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