The Lift Selfie Thread

[Tumbleweed]

same as his hubname...otherwise go hear and jislaaikit it bliksem!

 

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/kievitskroon/

 

No way...in that B&W shot, he looks like he's about to, you know, mount his phone...  and by mount it, I don't mean like mount it on a selfie stick... 

 

Those aren't his lovey-dovey socks in that other shot, are they?   

[Tumbleweed]

where can one go for lessons to #FlexLikeEMan ?

 

EMan! 

 

By the power of Numbskull! I have the SELFIE!!!!!!!!!

[BarHugger]

same as his hubname...otherwise go hear and jislaaikit it bliksem!

 

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/kievitskroon/

    that one in the pool......#poseking #evantheman

[Stretch]

    that one in the pool......#poseking #evantheman

 

the one of him lying in the pool...he's flexing so much I think he may have sh!t himself

[Shebeen]

this is cool. - http://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g186525-d189269-i92053619-Stay_Central_Hotel-Edinburgh_Scotland.html#92053610http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/7c/a0/6a/stay-central-hotel.jpg

Edited November 30, 2015 by my stuff

[Tumbleweed]

the one of him lying in the pool...he's flexing so much I think he may have **** himself

 

If it was a decent #turd, he would've filtered it and posted it.

[EmptyB]

    that one in the pool......#poesking #evantheman

 

Amended....

[BarHugger]

Well thanks for the #evan handle.......  

I must say that after going through that page.........Evan strikes me more as the kind of hunk that would wear these.......#evan #hunk #flowerpower #stuckcloset #innerbeauty

 

 

http://i3.stycdn.net/images/2015/03/12/article/vans/so6005287/vans-authentic-schuhe-vintage-floral-110-zoom-0.jpg

[Tubehunter]

Someone please PM me the instagram account again... (Never paid attention to what his bikehub handle was...)

 

Edit: Got it! Danke danke people of the bikehub!

Edited November 30, 2015 by Tubehunter

[Gen]

Oh look.. he is on holiday. . But I have no idea what he is doing in the latest selfie.. it's too confusing

[Gen]

Oh look.. he is on holiday. . But I have no idea what he is doing in the latest selfie.. it's too confusing

And damn..I lost this thread for a while there..

 

 

And why am I quoting myself..

 

#wouldevandothat #ohyeshewould

Edited November 30, 2015 by Gen

[Tumbleweed]

#stuckcloset

 

 

http://i3.stycdn.net/images/2015/03/12/article/vans/so6005287/vans-authentic-schuhe-vintage-floral-110-zoom-0.jpg

 

I fear you are projecting too much. Even a straight man like myself could tell you that it is sartorial suicide to don Vintage Floral Vans in a muted estate setting - a Docksider-style shoe being a more obvious choice. The creepy thing about projection is, well, the creepy thing...

[Tumbleweed]

Oh look.. he is on holiday. . But I have no idea what he is doing in the latest selfie.. it's too confusing

 

I have worked it out. It's a selfie-check. You know, like a sound check, but he checks out the phone's settings, depth of field and stuff.

[BarHugger]

I fear you are projecting too much. Even a straight man like myself could tell you that it is sartorial suicide to don Vintage Floral Vans in a muted estate setting - a Docksider-style shoe being a more obvious choice. The creepy thing about projection is, well, the creepy thing...

I fear you may be correct on all accounts.......no self respecting male would be caught dead in a pair like that......come to think of it.....not even Elen would stoop that low......projection as you say.....exactly what I felt like doing when I googled "feminine shoes for Evan"

On a side note.....seeing and keeping in mind where our man Evan is lazing at the moment......these are more likely his style......#evanthecontractor #ymca #whitepower #gripforthecloset 

 

 

http://www.simplyworkwear.co.za/images/ladies%20white%20gumboots.jpg

Edited December 1, 2015 by BarHugger

[Stretch]

if you want to get into the mind of a teenager and the ins and outs of likes and comments on instagram selfies...particularly girls...then listen to the first part of this podcast....try not stab your ears while listening

 

 

OMG cutest! #youresopretty

 

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/573/status-update

[Tumbleweed]

I fear you may be correct on all accounts.......no self respecting male would be caught dead in a pair like that......come to think of it.....not even Elen would stoop that low......projection as you say.....exactly what I felt like doing when I googled "feminine shoes for Evan"

On a side note.....seeing and keeping in mind where our man Evan is lazing at the moment......these are more likely his style......#evanthecontractor #ymca #whitepower #gripforthecloset 

 

 

http://www.simplyworkwear.co.za/images/ladies%20white%20gumboots.jpg

 

You'd have been better served - and probably servile - had you stopped after "on all accounts"...and using the word "counts", rather than "accounts". 

 

Your dedication is remarkable, if let down by your execution and a lack of attention to

detail. The brand was Batas actually.

 

That said, anyone would be flattered at having you trawl so deeply, so furiously, were it not so creepy.

 

I hope you get a nice biscuit and a pat on the head for your efforts. 

 

Too cute. 

 

ps, It's most probably better not to share your Google search preferences and history.  

 

edit: 

 

pps, Who is Elen?

Edited December 1, 2015 by Tumbleweed