Canaris Posted May 9, 2008 Share Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah". [Everyone gasps] Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself! Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He! Jewish Official: Was it you? Stoner: Yes. Jewish Official: Right... Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. " [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner] Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. " [Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Share Zulu announcer: Hallo, good evening and welcome to the Middle of the Film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted May 9, 2008 Share have not had so much popcorn in a long time !! thanks guys monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edition 507 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Share Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted May 9, 2008 Share Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!! Â Strange name for a donkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted May 9, 2008 Share Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!! Â well according to the bible he never did like to be flashy, so colnago sounds right. where as the high and mighty priests and rich men most likey rode around on real bikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wessel Posted May 9, 2008 Share He walked, only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Share He walked' date=' only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today[/quote'] Nonsense !!! He did the Nazareth-Roubaix on a Colango I tell you!! Peter's Cervelo broke before he got out of the CBD!!! Delgado2008-05-09 08:02:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wessel Posted May 9, 2008 Share It had to be MTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonsai Posted May 9, 2008 Share Remember Chris Kristoffogin ? spel? Jesus was a Capricorn, he wore organic shoes, long hair beard and robes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantani Posted May 9, 2008 Share Well, sorry for being "The Nigger that caused all the trouble" ( settle, this headline was used to describe Vuyani Ngalwana, Pension Funds Adjudicator), let me go home to my Charismatic Pentecostal Christian wife so that she can lay hands on me for I have been bad... Ciao bella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wessel Posted May 9, 2008 Share Thou art forgiveneth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guy in Pink Posted May 9, 2008 Share Kona! Are you from the Judeans Peoples Front?? Â No, The Peoples Front of Judea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E1A104 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Well.... my friend in Rome, Biggus Dickus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edition 507 Posted May 9, 2008 Share He walked' date=' only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today[/quote'] Â It must have been a MTB as I heard somewhere that His sandles where SPD compatible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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