E-bike Strava chasers

[Odinson]

If he creates a Bikehub profile, his username HAS to be 'Strap-On'. 

[Paddaman]

His latest reply:

Jaco Veldsman Thanks for the insult. All you have to do is flag the rides. This is the only way i can acquire the data i need. I do also sincerely hope you get as worked up and vocal about important issues in life. But have a great day anyway.

I suppose honestly and integrity is not important issues anymore?

[Patchelicious]

 

Jaco Veldsman Haha, Kevin Eltigre Taljaard, ek stem heeltemal saam. Ek het my heartrate strap verloor, so ek voel asof al my ander rides ook op n ebike was!  Maar jislaaik, die manne raak kwaad. Al wat ek try doen is om soveel moontlike stats te kry om te vergelyk tussen dieselfde segments op Strava sonder en dan met die kit. Ongelukkig is dit die enigste manier. So in plaas dat die ouens net die rides "flag", raak hulle heel omosioneel.

 

[Ferro]

By his reply he is still not really getting it:

Jaco Veldsman Due to the fact that i do not worship myself and live on Strava, i never saw that. But thanks for the info though

[eddy]

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Jinne skat, ek't nooit gedink jy sal so kinky wees nie!"

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

 

 

What if the conversation went like this :

 

 

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Uiteindelik Skat. Kry een soos Marie s'n. Ek laaik hare, Hy werk goed vir my." 

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

[Halfdoesyn]

What if the conversation went like this :

 

 

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Uiteindelik Skat. Kry een soos Marie s'n. Ek laaik hare, Hy werk goed vir my." 

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

Another keyboard ruined by coffee.

[Patchelicious]

Oh sweet baby moses, I double dare somebody to ask him if he uses a strap on in the bedroom too, does he then compare the "time to climax" on Strava too?

 

Thanks for the mid meeting coffee snort Eddy!

[Patchelicious]

This victim mentality makes him bigger box than the Strava cheating:

 

Jaco Veldsman Daniel Wynand Van Tonder , Dit gee my dan net stats op die afdraand. Ek soek alles. En BTW, ek ry soos normaal, ek chase nie KOM's nie. Anders sou ek al die KOM's gekry het. Net so chase ek normaalweg ook nie KOM's nie. So weereens, dis al hoe ek die stats kan vergelyk. Dis regtig nie moeilik nie, jy kan al my rides flag. Ek sal dit unflag as dit legit is. Maar dis nogals lagwekkend wat in vandag se lewe mense aan die praat kry of omkrap, terwyl wat saak maak net geignoreer word. Maar dis n ander gesprek.

[Paddaman]

What if the conversation went like this :

 

 

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Uiteindelik Skat. Kry een soos Marie s'n. Ek laaik hare, Hy werk goed vir my." 

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

Another Jaco Joke

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Moenie worrie skat, ek het een alreeds, jy moet net leer om te buik, ." 

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

[Patchelicious]

And the truth comes out.....

 

Jaco Veldsman Daniel Wynand Van Tonder Ons probeer huidiglik iemand vind wat die batterye in SA kan vervaardig. Dinge sal baie gladder verloop op daardie manier. Ons sal n video edit aan die go kry sodra ons ten volle kan launch. Huidiglik toets ons als en kry stats etc om te kan gee aan kliente.

[Halfdoesyn]

We have a winner:

 

Tim Hoek Good work Jaco, you got alot of people talking about your Strap-on. If you had gotten KOMs on the downs we would of been impressed.

[Paddaman]

This victim mentality makes him bigger box than the Strava cheating:

 

Jaco Veldsman Daniel Wynand Van Tonder , Dit gee my dan net stats op die afdraand. Ek soek alles. En BTW, ek ry soos normaal, ek chase nie KOM's nie. Anders sou ek al die KOM's gekry het. Net so chase ek normaalweg ook nie KOM's nie. So weereens, dis al hoe ek die stats kan vergelyk. Dis regtig nie moeilik nie, jy kan al my rides flag. Ek sal dit unflag as dit legit is. Maar dis nogals lagwekkend wat in vandag se lewe mense aan die praat kry of omkrap, terwyl wat saak maak net geignoreer word. Maar dis n ander gesprek.

I suppose his bedroom music is queen's "I want it all". 

I suppose before the strap on his wife KOM first, now he has to ride her as normal, or he will get to KOM always first.  This thread is going downhill (afdraand)

[Patchelicious]

I suppose his bedroom music is queen's "I want it all". 

I suppose before the strap on his wife KOM first, now he has to ride her as normal, or he will get to KOM always first.  This thread is going downhill (afdraand)

Queens version is too manly. He probably likes the Karmin version more.

 

Is funky though.

[BigDL]

I was giving him some thoughts via his business fb page. I think he is deluded

[Odinson]

Another Jaco Joke

Jaco: "Babes, ek dink ek gaan 'n strap-on koop. My performance is nie waar dit moet wees nie."

 

Wifey: "Moenie worrie skat, ek het een alreeds, jy moet net leer om te buik, ." 

 

Jaco: "......Wag 'n bietjie."

 

Guess you'll need that motor to ride your bike, if your poephol is too sore to sit down on the saddle from a long night's pegging

[Patchelicious]

I was giving him some thoughts via his business fb page. I think he is deluded

Good man