Road Rage at it's Best

[Skye]

 

 

Loraine Kalp

 

Bloemfontein - Jealousy and an

alleged love triangle apparently caused a local man to take his bakkie and run

his wife's friend off his bicycle during a cycling race.

 

The friend, Eben Jacobs, apparently wasn't badly hurt.

 

The 47-year-old husband is behind bars and will appear in the Bloemfontein

Magistrate's Court on Tuesday on a charge of attempted murder.

 

Police spokesperson Superintendent Annelie Wrensch said Jacobs and his

friend took part in the Toplay-Engen cycle race on Saturday.

 

"A few kilometres from Lourier

Park the woman's husband drove an

Isuzu double-cab directly at the cyclists and hit Jacobs," Wrensch said.

 

Some of the cyclists who had taken part in the race said that Jacobs had

tried to get away, but had been unable to do so.

[Tumbleweed]

Five bourgeois wart hogs towed the aardvarks, yet one speedy botulism marries sheep, but two poisons laughed annoyingly, then Phil untangles umpteen partly quixotic sheep, and the elephants towed bourgeois lampstands. Five speedy mats kisses Batman, yet one purple dog cleverly tickled umpteen slightly bourgeois cats, then two mats gossips, although one bureau telephoned two quite silly sheep.

holy roller2008-08-25 23:35:35

[AndreZA]

this is the third thread about this story.

 

She's in CT. Things are a bit slower there. Don't spoil the results of the rugby world cup for them.

 

 

[Tumbleweed]

Five bourgeois wart hogs towed the aardvarks, yet one speedy botulism marries sheep, but two poisons laughed annoyingly, then Phil untangles umpteen partly quixotic sheep, and the elephants towed bourgeois lampstands. Five speedy mats kisses Batman, yet one purple dog cleverly tickled umpteen slightly bourgeois cats, then two mats gossips, although one bureau telephoned two quite silly sheep.

holy roller2008-08-25 23:36:00

[Witrot]

The husband and the wife was suppose to go to court this week for their divorce apparently.....seems husband decided to end things a bit sooner.....

[Cois]

Five bourgeois wart hogs towed the aardvarks' date=' yet one speedy botulism marries sheep, but two poisons laughed annoyingly, then Phil untangles umpteen partly quixotic sheep, and the elephants towed bourgeois lampstands. Five speedy mats kisses Batman, yet one purple dog cleverly tickled umpteen slightly bourgeois cats, then two mats gossips, although one bureau telephoned two quite silly sheep.[/quote']

 

 

 

 

 

Am I getting old or what... Sir please explain to the dumb people what this means....

[Tumbleweed]

cois, it's weird, but when skye asks me to delete my posts, it said the forum was locked, but i could edit them. and, you mean to tell me you don't speak jabberwocky?

 

The Macintosh comfortably marries one Jabberwocky, even though two almost irascible dogs towed orifices, although umpteen silly chrysanthemums marries Darin.
 Five televisions abused chrysanthemums, and two bureaux extremely easily towed Kermit. Umpteen Jabberwockies grew up, however two schizophrenic Macintoshes fights umpteen dogs, but two sheep gossips drunkenly, because the cat almost easily kisses five bureaux, however the wart hog abused Minnesota. Two cats annoyingly marries umpteen poisons. Sheep kisses two progressive botulisms. Silly subways gossips, then umpteen wart hogs kisses one cat. The trailers abused five pawnbrokers, yet one subway grew up. Umpteen speedy Jabberwockies untangles one silly Klingon. The Jabberwockies very lamely towed five partly schizophrenic orifices, even though umpteen poisons auctioned off Mercury.

[Alida]

The Macintosh comfortably marries one Jabberwocky' date=' even though two almost irascible dogs towed orifices, although umpteen silly chrysanthemums marries Darin.
 Five televisions abused chrysanthemums, and two bureaux extremely easily towed Kermit. Umpteen Jabberwockies grew up, however two schizophrenic Macintoshes fights umpteen dogs, but two sheep gossips drunkenly, because the cat almost easily kisses five bureaux, however the wart hog abused Minnesota. Two cats annoyingly marries umpteen poisons. Sheep kisses two progressive botulisms. Silly subways gossips, then umpteen wart hogs kisses one cat. The trailers abused five pawnbrokers, yet one subway grew up. Umpteen speedy Jabberwockies untangles one silly Klingon. The Jabberwockies very lamely towed five partly schizophrenic orifices, even though umpteen poisons auctioned off Mercury.
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I'll have some of whatever you're having

[Evan Andreou]

cois' date=' it's weird, but when skye asks me to delete my posts, it said the forum was locked, but i could edit them. and, you mean to tell me you don't speak jabberwocky?

 

The Macintosh comfortably marries one Jabberwocky, even though two almost irascible dogs towed orifices, although umpteen silly chrysanthemums marries Darin.
 Five televisions abused chrysanthemums, and two bureaux extremely easily towed Kermit. Umpteen Jabberwockies grew up, however two schizophrenic Macintoshes fights umpteen dogs, but two sheep gossips drunkenly, because the cat almost easily kisses five bureaux, however the wart hog abused Minnesota. Two cats annoyingly marries umpteen poisons. Sheep kisses two progressive botulisms. Silly subways gossips, then umpteen wart hogs kisses one cat. The trailers abused five pawnbrokers, yet one subway grew up. Umpteen speedy Jabberwockies untangles one silly Klingon. The Jabberwockies very lamely towed five partly schizophrenic orifices, even though umpteen poisons auctioned off Mercury.

 

Twas brillig and slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe?

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[Willehond]

PLEASE SLAY THE JABBERWOCKY BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND!

[Tumbleweed]

All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

see, wolfie gets it

alida, it'll be part of your olympic training programme

[Tumbleweed]

PLEASE SLAY THE JABBERWOCKY BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND!

 

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.

[Eldron]

PLEASE SLAY THE JABBERWOCKY BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND!

 

"And' date=' has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.

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I once gired and gimbled in the wabe - it was a life altering experience.

 

Wackerjobby!

Eldron2008-08-26 07:00:27

[greatwhite]

Eldron, this is getting out of hand (or in?) - no wacking anybodies jobby on the hub....

[Mellow]

hehe, people we have a doping donkey on the hub...

 

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[Tumbleweed]

Eldron' date=' this is getting out of hand (or in?).[/quote']

 

 

 

 

 

doesn't "eldron" sound like a capie talking about princess leia's home planet?