What happened...

[TNT1]

 

Maybe he ran into Puke Watson and his father Cheeky and just wanted to make sure that they never recognise him again.

 

What the? KFC sponsors the fatty flower cricketers, and Rock and Republic sponsor the dimwit rugby oafs?

 

[Sammajoor]

 

he'll be sorry when he's 80......

 

They can use that face on a birth control poster

 

[Jackes]

Must've been the devil that made him do it....    That is just plain f%#$ up  

[zeepee]

now I wonder what the hell he thinks when he looks in the mirror in the morning??

 

 

kamate kamate, k'ora k'ora!!!

[slowpoke]

hot stuff, he WAS a good looking guy - now he's just plain hideous. a tastefull tatoo on arms, body, back or legs is ok, but NOT front of neck or face

[CAAD4]

Does he do the Haka at the start of every race?

[hot stuff]

he'll be sorry when he's 80......

They can use that face on a birth control poster

 

[Sammajoor]

He will make his wife join a bridge club.......................................  she'll jump at the first oppurtunity.

 

Could you imagine this guy coming past you on a downhill.. Look at you stick out his tongue and SCREAM   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA    You will K@K yourself

 

[zeepee]

I saw some pics of the most tattoo'd man alive the other day, this guy is nuts, he even had his finger nails pulled out so he can tattoo underneath them. He's done his whole body in black and is now starting with white paterns ontop of that.

[Sammajoor]

 

I saw some pics of the most tattoo'd man alive the other day' date=' this guy is nuts, he even had his finger nails pulled out so he can tattoo underneath them. He's done his whole body in black and is now starting with white paterns ontop of that.

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So it is a black and white case

 

[CAAD4]

Well if your'e going to make it about colour.. This guy makes me want to puke on my jersey..

[Tumbleweed]

I saw some pics of the most tattoo'd man alive the other day' date=' this guy is nuts, he even had his finger nails pulled out so he can tattoo underneath them. He's done his whole body in black and is now starting with white paterns ontop of that.

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there was that crazy enigma dude a little while back.

[mon-goose]

This is from 2005 :

 

http://tattoo.about.com/b/2005/03/06/in-the-news-cyclist-kicked-off-team-for-facial-tattoos.htm

 

In the News - Cyclist Kicked Off Team for Facial Tattoos

Sunday March 6, 2005

Cyclist David Clinger, former teammate of Lance Armstrong, has been temporarily kicked from his new team, Webcor, when he showed up at training camp sporting a Maori-style face and scalp tattoo. Now, under pressure from family and teammates, he is already undergoing laser surgery treatments, which could take up to a year or more to remove the tattoo completely. His eventual fate with the team is still undecided.

[Edition 507]

I saw some pics of the most tattoo'd man alive the other day' date=' this guy is nuts, he even had his finger nails pulled out so he can tattoo underneath them. He's done his whole body in black and is now starting with white paterns ontop of that.

[/quote']

 

Surely therapy would have been cheaper and less painful

[mon-goose]

July 14, 2006

 

Bicyclist charged in Berks bar fight

 

Tattooed athlete, who raced in Lehigh Valley, allegedly was disorderly.

By Tina Peng Of The Morning Call

 

Former professional bicycle racer David Clinger, known for the tribal tattoos across his face and scalp, was arrested early Monday after a Berks County bar fight and remained in the county prison Thursday, police said.

 

Clinger, 28, of Woodland Hills, Calif., was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct, defiant trespass and resisting arrest at the Toad Creek Bar in Topton. He went to prison under $5,000 bail.

 

Clinger, who recently competed at the Lehigh Valley Velodrome, rode with Lance Armstrong on the professional U.S. Postal Service cycling team in 2002 and attracted media attention in 2004 for the facial tattoos.

 

According to the arrest affidavit, he had harassed bar patrons, refused to leave the bar and grabbed a woman by the waist, dragging her to the floor. When police arrived about 1 a.m. Clinger was struggling with patrons and screaming loudly; he fought with officers until he was taken into custody, the affidavit says.

 

A witness described Clinger as ''covered in tattoos,'' the affidavit said.

 

Clinger has been racing at the Lehigh Valley Velodrome in Trexlertown, said Velodrome CEO Erin Hartwell. He and a partner placed fifth in June 30's Madison Cup for tag-team racing, and Clinger was scheduled to compete in Tandemonium July 22 at the Velodrome, Hartwell said.

 

Clinger showed early promise as a strong uphill sprinter but hasn't really followed up on that in recent years, said Neal Rogers, a senior writer at competitive cycling magazine VeloNews.

 

Clinger won a stage of the Tour de Georgia in 2003 to place eighth overall. In 2000, he competed in the Vuelta a Espana, or the Tour of Spain, one of Europe's three Grand Tours along with the Tour de France and the Giro d'Italia.

 

''To ride in one of the Grand Tours, you're definitely in the top of the sport, even to be on the start list,'' Rogers said.

 

But Clinger has yet to win any ''huge'' races and this year competed as part of an amateur and not a professional team, Rogers said. Most recent reports focused on Clinger's prominent tattoo. Modeled after the war markings of New Zealand's Maori warriors, it angered managers of Webcor, his team at the time. They ordered him to remove part of the tattoo for fear that it would upset sponsors.

 

In compliance, Clinger began removing the tattoos on the lower half of his face. His notoriety for those decorations may outshine any of his accomplishments on two wheels, Rogers said.

 

''He's not somebody that will go down in the annals of American cycling history, except for maybe that tattoo,'' Rogers said

[TNT1]

The funniest thing about this whole story is "tag team racing" ... Snorted my espresso out my nose at that one...