AndreZA Posted November 27, 2008 Share JB, wat dink jy van die konsep? http://www.activespoke.com/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog_ Posted November 27, 2008 Share I smell bullsh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Too little mention of nipples to interest JB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JA-Q001 Posted November 27, 2008 Share The sad thing is that you put like 250g ekstra on the wheel, what do you really score then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawieO Posted November 27, 2008 Share The only reason a governing body would rule such a thing legal (USA Triathlon) is if it doesn't provide unfair advantage. Go figure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Bornman Posted November 27, 2008 Share I think it is a fantastic concept. It will really boost your speed, endurance, Argus time, climbing capability and performance in the bedroom too. In addition, it is rustproof, stiffer, lighter, more expensive and with a carefully selected blend if titanium, scandium and plutonium to boost performance over competitive products. It is used by top athletes, circus clowns, the pope, Julius Malema and other notable phycisists. It is even endorsed by Joe Friel and his son. They were not paid to say good things about the product, they did it out of their own good will. The very, very good news is that I have specialised in this concept for years, I just forgot to patent it. The way I do it is to insert cherry-sized glass beads on the spokes before building the wheel. Depending on a careful assessment of your riding style, weight, terrain and dog's name, I insert three, four or seven beads per spoke. The nett effect is a wheel that makes more noise at low speed than a Chris King crossed with a dry Campag hub but a wheel with lots of natural, organic intertia at high speed that knocks the underpants off the competition. Proof of this bold statement is easy - simply ask all your co-riders to show whether or not they have underpants on under their cycling tights. I perform this conversion for a mere R3999-00 per wheel and there is a waiting list. Join the queue now before I run out of marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandacious Posted November 27, 2008 Share well, i'm sold. it julius malema uses it, then i want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slow Posted November 27, 2008 Share @ JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 27, 2008 Share I would kill for that wheel! while i'm at it, i'll get my pack of cards out and strap them to the forks so i REALLY sound like a motorbike. That'll make me go faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Devil Posted November 27, 2008 Share well' date=' i'm sold. it julius malema uses it, then i want it[/quote'] Of course malema and Zuma would use something like this....It would sound like gunfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog_ Posted November 27, 2008 Share I think it is a fantastic concept. It will really boost your speed' date=' endurance, Argus time, climbing capability and performance in the bedroom too. In addition, it is rustproof, stiffer, lighter, more expensive and with a carefully selected blend if titanium, scandium and plutonium to boost performance over competitive products. It is used by top athletes, circus clowns, the pope, Julius Malema and other notable phycisists. It is even endorsed by Joe Friel and his son. They were not paid to say good things about the product, they did it out of their own good will. The very, very good news is that I have specialised in this concept for years, I just forgot to patent it. The way I do it is to insert cherry-sized glass beads on the spokes before building the wheel. Depending on a careful assessment of your riding style, weight, terrain and dog's name, I insert three, four or seven beads per spoke. The nett effect is a wheel that makes more noise at low speed than a Chris King crossed with a dry Campag hub but a wheel with lots of natural, organic intertia at high speed that knocks the underpants off the competition. Proof of this bold statement is easy - simply ask all your co-riders to show whether or not they have underpants on under their cycling tights. I perform this conversion for a mere R3999-00 per wheel and there is a waiting list. Join the queue now before I run out of marbles. [/quote'] TEARS I TELL YA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted November 27, 2008 Share I'm in, I think with this wheelset and some Q-Rings I will be un-faaaack-hin stoppable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RABUBI Posted November 27, 2008 Share well' date=' i'm sold. it julius malema uses it, then i want it[/quote'] Of course malema and Zuma would use something like this....It would sound like gunfire Malema uses it because he heard it will kill/destroy the opposition.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted November 27, 2008 Share im blind and gay and ive been riding with these wonder marbles for years now.... the sound of marbles pounding my hub is the only way of knowing i need to speed up and the thought of my cycle buddies without underpants motivates me... 3999.00 is a give away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoLefty!! Posted November 27, 2008 Share Does he charge more for those opaue white marbles?Being denser, they should bend light and time in my favour, therefore I can ride under the illusion of being faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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