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Johan Bornman

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This thread has been a little of a let down' date=' I was hoping it would become really interesting.  Dead [/quote']

I'm sure it WILL get interesting as soon as Pornstar reads it, or perhaps if Magoo has the balls to come back.
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Well... I was just chatting the the famed Pornstar as he ran past my front door, out for an afternoon jog...

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Well... I was just chatting the the famed Pornstar as he ran past my front door' date=' out for an afternoon jog... [/quote']

and......did you ruin his day?
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Oh, and while we're on the subject of Goo sachet litter, the last time I saw someone throw away a Goo sachet it ended up in my front wheel and I tried to 'fish' it out and give it back to them but I ended up going over my bars and my hand got mangled in the wheel. I can't remember how many forward rolls I did but I ended up with about 18 stitches and a fractured ankle for my troubles... Ouch

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Well... I was just chatting the the famed Pornstar as he ran past my front door' date=' out for an afternoon jog... [/quote']

and......did you ruin his day?

 

I hadn't yet read this... Was walking in from the garage and saw him running past, went to ask him how his Iron Man went...

 

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Oh' date=' and while we're on the subject of Goo sachet litter, the last time I saw someone throw away a Goo sachet it ended up in my front wheel and I tried to 'fish' it out and give it back to them but I ended up going over my bars and my hand got mangled in the wheel. I can't remember how many forward rolls I did but I ended up with about 18 stitches and a fractured ankle for my troubles... Ouch [/quote']

 

Well done,  I would have paid to see that...
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Oh' date=' and while we're on the subject of Goo sachet litter, the last time I saw someone throw away a Goo sachet it ended up in my front wheel and I tried to 'fish' it out and give it back to them but I ended up going over my bars and my hand got mangled in the wheel. I can't remember how many forward rolls I did but I ended up with about 18 stitches and a fractured ankle for my troubles... Ouch [/quote']

 

Well done,  I would have paid to see that...

 

My cuzzin! It was hectic, I thought I was going to die, I was doing about 55km/h at the time and am still amazed how I didn't lose any fingers in the rush!

 

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Well... I was just chatting the the famed Pornstar as he ran past my front door' date=' out for an afternoon jog... [/quote']

and......did you ruin his day?


I hadn't yet read this... Was walking in from the garage and saw him running past, went to ask him how his Iron Man went...

 

You telling us he did the Ironman yesterday and is out for a run this afternoon Ouch. No wonder the dude is called Pornstar. Wink

 
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Oh' date=' and while we're on the subject of Goo sachet litter, the last time I saw someone throw away a Goo sachet it ended up in my front wheel and I tried to 'fish' it out and give it back to them but I ended up going over my bars and my hand got mangled in the wheel. I can't remember how many forward rolls I did but I ended up with about 18 stitches and a fractured ankle for my troubles... Ouch [/quote']

 

That is what is known in Mountain Biking terms as a "SPECTACULAR DISMOUNT". Smile
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You telling us he did the Ironman yesterday and is out for a run this afternoon Ouch. No wonder the dude is called Pornstar. Wink

 

 

Ja, hardcore Pornstar!

 

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This thread has been a little of a let down' date=' I was hoping it would become really interesting.  Dead [/quote']

I'm sure it WILL get interesting as soon as Pornstar reads it, or perhaps if Magoo has the balls to come back.

 

I will be (plesantly) suprise if Magoo dose come back.

 

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Yesterday morning two of us sit in my car at the Panorama centre waiting for the rest of the gang to arrive for our morning ride. A white car' date=' heavily branded, with a bike in the back pulls in. The owner, dressed in greenish branded kit gets out, prepares his bike and starts doing all his pre-ride chores. Another car pulls in next to it, the female driver gets out, the two greet and chat and then both proceed to prepare for their ride. The white-car guy reaches into his car, retrieves a sachet of goo-stuff and sucks the packet dry.

 

Then he tosses it under his girlfriend's car.

 

I walk over and ask them both if they are in any way related to Whasp - the brand emblazoned all over their cars and kit. "Oh yes, we are brand ambassadors for Whasp," they coo in unison.

 

"Some brand ambassador you are, " I say to Mr Whasp as I reach under the car and show him his sucked-dry Whasp packet.

 

"Oh that, it fell out of my pocket when I got out of my car, I was just about to pick it up. "

 

"Nonsense, you threw it down," I replied.

 

"Whatever," he says dismissively and carries on helping girlfriend with her bike.

 

Not only is he a tosser, but his wheels are ugly too. 

 

 

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Good on on you JB!!!

 

I thought I will get the conversation back onto our friend - he-he
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i just find magoo's version hilarious... i never knew that empty goo sachets were heaviy and rigid enough to bounce right underneath a car. nor that a person flicks their arm downwards and forwards when trying to put something in their back pocket. or that a person would put an empty goo sachet into their pocket before their ride. or that someone who is clearly not an emaciated race snake would even want/need to take a goo before even starting their training ride.

 

but anyway, good on you for speaking up JB.

 
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