Dirt*girl™ Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 O and another thing please keep your dogs on leds in place where there are huge sign saying please keep your dog on a led the amount of dogs I have come close to riding over yho! So from now on there will be no holding back' date=' just a flat dog with the tread of 2 fat 2.5 maxxis minnion tyre tracks over it![/quote'] But what if it's a bullmastiff?
Stretch Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 then again.....that dog turd could supply you with some much needed sustenance if you have left your energy supplements at home!
Mutt Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Dude I know its wrong to laugh and it would piss me off proper but that is lank funny. Havent heard "lank" for sooo long' date=' just as funny as sh*t spray on your bike, but not as funny as a R46k repair bill. [/quote'] 46k repair bill? hopefully for a car or house not a bike?
NotSoBigBen Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I am assuming it was a pretty large 'heap' that could not be avoided?
hagar Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 bit of soap and water and all is fixed !!! did a ride in the westcoast national park a few months back and saw this big ball lying in the road so i thought i wonder how this would splat and being on the MTB though i would give it a go but much to my disgust it was rock hard and i did not get any splat was totally disgusted
rock cod Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 ive had cow crap fly in my eye a few times .. later i could smell and taste it same time , but not as bad a pile of purged husky
Gasping Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 O and another thing please keep your dogs on leds in place where there are huge sign saying please keep your dog on a led the amount of dogs I have come close to riding over yho! So from now on there will be no holding back' date=' just a flat dog with the tread of 2 fat 2.5 maxxis minnion tyre tracks over it![/quote'] My colleagues think I am deranged (see, it's not just you guys). I have had giggle-fits for the last 3 pages. DownhillKing, I have what may just be the answer to your problem. Keen for it? It is radical I know, but for the sake of sanity just give it a go. Here it is. Learn to steer your bike AWAY from doggy-do and the doggies. Whatchathink? Maybe? If you are complaining about Epol splatter, imagine if you were a roadie - the sh*t would be your own from dodging cars!!!!!!!
Tumbleweed Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 bit of soap and water and all is fixed !!! did a ride in the westcoast national park a few months back and saw this big ball lying in the road so i thought i wonder how this would splat and being on the MTB though i would give it a go but much to my disgust it was rock hard and i did not get any splat was totally disgusted doing mastau, me and one of the guides got into this thing with flicking elephant crap out of the way on the trails with either the fron or back wheels...until he went through a very fresh one. it wasn't pretty.
Spud Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 Words of wisdom... 1. Don't eat yellow snow!!2. Dont lick your lips after a "mud" splatter... Hey!!!!
firewolf Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 A good couple of years back we were surfing one of the reefs in the false bay area. This pro kneeboarder - no names mentioned - paddled a little bit away from the pack on the main peak, unzipped his wetsuit, pulled it down to his ankles, and took a dump right there in the freaking ocean! His face betrayed his relief; when he was done he pulled his suit back on and paddled back into the pack. All eyes scanned the water to see if any floaters were about to stick but the tide was dropping so the "product" must have washed out to sea.
Flowta Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 A good couple of years back we were surfing one of the reefs in the false bay area. This pro kneeboarder - no names mentioned - paddled a little bit away from the pack on the main peak' date=' unzipped his wetsuit, pulled it down to his ankles, and took a dump right there in the freaking ocean! His face betrayed his relief; when he was done he pulled his suit back on and paddled back into the pack. All eyes scanned the water to see if any floaters were about to stick but the tide was dropping so the "product" must have washed out to sea.[/quote'] Similar thing happened at Dangers once, except when the guy got out the water and unzipped the wetsuit, he found where the "product" was. It had gotten caught up when he zipped up and it was squashed against his back.
firewolf Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 oh my f**k! LOL!!! what the hell kind of dumb ass sh*ts on his own self? I hope it was late in the evening when there were less people in the main road parking area. Or did he take his suit off on the beach - in front of the girls tanning?
Chubba Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 Great....so no longer worried about great whites, more like solid browns!
Flowta Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 If I remember correctly it was 3-4 pm, so the sun was still out and people still at the beach
Fat26 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Learn to steer your bike AWAY from doggy-do and the doggies. Also from BABOON-DO!!! Was forced to stay out front after a friend had his bike splattered.
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