Best way to dispense with snot?

[FanieFiets]

 

a. blowing into gloves and throwing it on ground, see if it bounces.

b. Close opposite nostril, blow like a whale.

c. Suck through nose and spit.

d. Suck through nose and swallow, heheheh

 

 

 

FanieFiets2007-10-16 06:14:09

[Marius]

All good questions, I like the whale approach but you still have a 50% chance of getting it on you leg, shoe or bibb<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

[Spinnekop]

Hey Marius.

Practice makes perfect.

 

After 14 years of cycling I am now in a place where I can take anything or anyone out from about 5meters away!!! 

[Poison Ivy]

All good questions' date=' I like the whale approach but you still have a 50% chance of getting it on you leg, shoe or bibb<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

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or the poor a$$ behind you

[pastapouch]

whale approach, does this mean you blow upwards and someone behind you catch it in his/her mouth? HE HE HE

[racman]

all depends if you are on a protein diet or not ......

racman2007-10-16 06:22:16

[Sean]

I just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard when I saw this topic

 

Charming subject, but totally natural for cyclists......

[Mar]

 

I agree with the whale approach. The snot in glove will get ur whole bike sticky and stuffs 

Sikes2007-10-16 06:25:59

[Marius]

thx Spidey, I need lot of practice still, some times I do the whale technique but the snot is so strong it does not want to break free from my nose and so it hangs in no mans land, then I have to change over to the Hand/Glove technique, it?s a rather messy affair and end up on my bibb

[scotty]

thx Spidey' date=' I need lot of practice still, some times I do the whale technique but the snot is so strong it does not want to break free from my nose and so it hangs in no mans land, then I have to change over to the Hand/Glove technique, it?s a rather messy affair and end up on my bibb

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Too much info

[Mar]

Too much info yes, but very funny and true!!

[Sean]

thx Spidey' date=' I need lot of practice still, some times I do the whale technique but the snot is so strong it does not want to break free from my nose and so it hangs in no mans land, then I have to change over to the Hand/Glove technique, it?s a rather messy affair and end up on my bibb

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Ok, now my lunch has joined the coffee on my keyboard.

Sheesh

[FanieFiets]

 

i use to do the hand techniqe and much more accurate especially in bunches. But I find the whale approach very satisfying! Except when I blasted my earphone wires.....that was messy!

FanieFiets2007-10-16 06:38:38

[1hill@aTime]

this is gross, i can't seem to master the art of blowing so it's usually a tissue or suck and spit, ok that sounded baaaaad...

[FanieFiets]

The scud missile approach. Any ladies want to share?

[shade]

why dont you guys just wrap huggies around your arm warmers