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 I suspect the game to be close .......but if England take out Habanna and Johnny Wilkinsons boot puts a few BETWEEN THE POSTS then what will be the outcome

 

My predictions

South Africa 21 England 24

 

 
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SA 36 England 0

Ok just kidding. Wilkinson will be taken out by Schalk within the first 10 minutes of the game. Schalk yellow card for 10 minutes in bin. Thereafter easy ka peasy for SA.

 

Score

 

SA 28 England 15
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On the eve of the most important Springbok match in the past 12 years, it has been learned that the sham that is the South African rugby administration continues to hover like a spectre in the background.

 

First SA Rugby advertised Springbok coach Jake White's post on the eve of a World Cup quarter-final, and now it has been learnt that Blue Bulls coach Heyneke Meyer was offered the job more than two months ago and has been speaking to management and playing members of the squad in an attempt to confirm their availability for 2008.

 

White has met with SA Rugby managing director Jonathan Stones and he told Stones pretty much what he has been spelling out to the media on tour for some time now: he just doesn't believe he can continue working for an administration that has no trust in him and continues to undermine him.

 

The latest breakdown in the trust between White and his employers was when they advertised his position soon after he had given them a legal letter giving them permission to negotiate with him about an extension to his contract.

 

At least, that was what White thought. It turned out they used the letter against him by seeing it as permission for them to start negotiating with other coaches.

 

 

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btw - there wont be any SA - ENG score on sunday... the game is Saturday.

 

Some brave souls will only see the score on sunday...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_3.gif
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England rugby practice was delayed for two hours this afternoon after a player reported finding a white powdery substance on the practice ground.

 

 

 

Head coach Ashton immediately suspended practice while the police were called to investigate.

 

 

 

After a complete forensic search Scotland Yard determined that the white stuff which was unknown to the players was in fact the TRY LINE.

 

 

 

Practice was continued as police were happy the players were unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

 

 

 

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The Springboks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 56-0, Brian Habana getting eight tries.

 

 

 

The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Habana to go out on his own.

 

 

 

"No worries," Habana told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."

 

 

 

After the game Habana headed for the pub where he told his team-mates the final score: 95-3.

 

 

 

"What!!!!" said a furious John Smit, "How did you let them get three points??!"

 

 

 

Habana replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A little boy was on his knees praying to Jesus when his Mom overheard him say, "Dear Jesus, please be with the Bokke for the World Cup Final, and let them win."

His Mom then said, "You can't only pray for the Bokke, you must pray for both teams."

 

The boy then closed his eyes and said, "Dear Jesus, please let England score some points."

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