FruityOne Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 What about the rapture ? Fella's, fella's and chickadares who follow this thread, I personally hope that these peeps are right, I am kinda dik with the conditions here on this little planet."I tell you, in that night there will be two men in one bed: the one will be taken and the other will be left. Two women will be grinding together: the one will be taken and the other left. Two men will be in the field: the one will be taken and the other left." (Luke 17:34-36)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kbYqJZU_IE Again, the word "Rapture" isn't mentioned in the Bible, so I don't know how true it is
bikemonster Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "I tell you, in that night there will be two men in one bed: the one will be taken and the other will be left. Two women will be grinding together: the one will be taken and the other left." (Luke 17:34-36) Two men in one bed? Women grinding together? WTF! Luke was writing gay porn all those years ago!
Wyatt Earp Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 "I tell you, in that night there will be two men in one bed: the one will be taken and the other will be left. Two women will be grinding together: the one will be taken and the other left. Two men will be in the field: the one will be taken and the other left." (Luke 17:34-36) Again, the word "Rapture" isn't mentioned in the Bible, so I don't know how true it isFruity, relax my bru, we all know how the rapture is meant to operate Where does the rapture fit in to the doom sayers equations, that is my question. As for the two men in one bed ................UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH
FruityOne Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Fruity, relax my bru, we all know how the rapture is meant to operate Where does the rapture fit in to the doom sayers equations, that is my question. As for the two men in one bed ................UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH yeah I also had a good laugh after reading that verse..... if you want more info on the Rapture, there's a dude on facebook called 'Rapture Ready', and he's pretty clued up on the Rapture
Mr. G Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 i would like to speak to Mr. Coetzee on the 22 May 2011. Stories like this make it even more difficult for non believers to find God. Hey Skaap Maybe you should rather look to God then, and ignore the rest
nathrix Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Women grinding together? WTF! Luke was writing gay porn all those years ago! I can picture that I shell get myself the BOOK with pictures then and become a believer.
bikemonster Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 I can picture that I shell get myself the BOOK with pictures then and become a believer. I've seen, erm, documentaries. They certainly moved me in mysterious ways, and made me feel enraptured.
bikemonster Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Just a question for those who take this rapture stuff seriously: When persons are "taken up", where exactly are they supposed to go to?
Wyatt Earp Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 I can picture that I shell get myself the BOOK with pictures then and become a believer.Did you google that
Wyatt Earp Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Just a question for those who take this rapture stuff seriously: When persons are "taken up", where exactly are they supposed to go to?Moer of a good question.
Garfield2010 Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Make sure you vote for the ANC and wear a power balance band. Then you should be ok.
Thor Buttox Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 I've seen, erm, documentaries. They certainly moved me in mysterious ways, and made me feel enraptured.Ehm... you've been watching "happy" porn with Dick and Roger?? Haai, sies...
fandacious Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Moer of a good question. interesting point. Is heaven a physical place or a spiritual place? If its a spiritual place, then "rapture" would mean "everyone dies". If its a physical place, then everyone would float up through the atmosphere - and presumably die when the air starts getting a bit thin. So either way - they're all dying... right?
bikemonster Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Ehm... you've been watching "happy" porn with Dick and Roger?? Haai, sies... No...the other sort...with Mufty and Tufty, "The Ladies Who Lunch".
mark ellis Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 the world cannot be ending on this date! I just checked my outlook calender and have appointments after this date, there is no way Microsoft would make a calendar that operated after the big "shut down" button was pressed
Thor Buttox Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 No...the other sort...with Mufty and Tufty, "The Ladies Who Lunch". Aaaah...
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