Mats

Are we going on a road bike ride this weekend?

Did you find me a bike?

Who wants to buy me a gift?

Who moved my cheese?

Did I miss anything while I was Swizzing around on the web?

Why is everything about "You know who"?

Would have loved to do it. Maybe next year.

I'm still stuck between a rock and a hard place. No partner and I'm not riding solo

The only problem i see with the list is that Dangles name is not there!

A specilized epic 29er. Not sure which one. But definitaly not the sworks.

No i still need to buy the bike.

This is gonna be a long wait till next year. I will sommmer buy myself a new bike to get my ass into training mode.

Or similar beer taste

I am there like a bear! But still debating the solo vs team option. I would prefer a team but lacking a partner

I will need a badass partner with strong legs!

WHY?

I'm going to report you: jy terg en lo©k my uit.

I'M NOT HUGGING ANYONE TEDDY TODAY. I WANT MY OWN!

IM NOT LOOKING FOR A DONNERSE CAT. IF I WANTED A CAT I CAN BUY ONE AT THE PET SHOP OR SPCA IF I WAS LOOKING FOR A REJECT.

ARE YOU THE NEW POLICEMAN ON DUTY?

Who do you think you are calling me a muncher. I am looking for a good guy not some piss poor person who thinks he can pick up his bike above his head. (Just so you know we can all do that.)

OF ALL THE CARPETS YOU COULD HAVE PICKED YOU PICKED A ******* UGLY ONE. YOU ARE HAVING ONE BIG SCREW LOOSE. YOUR IGNORANT BASTARD COMING HERE INSULTING MY HUB PERSONALITY.

My favourite is skylanders

Try what you like. I have tried everything that is available to buy but with no luck. Steps that did work in the end. 1. Take the close off 2. put it in a plastic bag 3. Bin it. Problem solved.

Sort of. I posted a picture and it got the title "pussy on a couch" edit: with the help of Dangles vocabulary.