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  1. Smurfy
    REMEMBER THE GUY IN SOMERSET WEST THAT HAD THE GO PRO ON HIS HELMET. THEY ARE ALL ARMED. JUST DEPENDS ON IF IT IS A GUN OR CAR(AS IN THE TOKAI INCIDENT ABOUT A MONTH AGO) OR A 2X4 LIKE THE PASTOR THAT WAS MOERED OFF HIS BIKE RIDING PAST BLUEDOWNS/EERSTERIVER.
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    MY MATE WAS SHOT IN THE LEG ON THE R44 GOING PAST CLOETESVILLE ABOUT 2 YRS AGO. YOU DO WHAT YOU NEED TO AND WE WILL DO THE SAME. :cursing:
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    SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE A TAD UNCOMFORTABLE. iT WILL WORK IF YOU STAY IN LARGE GROUPS. IF THERE ARE ANY WOMAN JUST BUNCH THEM IN. YOU CAN ALSO LOOK TO RIDE IN THE BRACKENFELL/ DURBANVILLE SIDE. NICE LONG OPEN ROADS WITH SOME LEKKER ROLLING HILLS.
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    NOPE.
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    EARLY MORNING IN MY SHIRT UNDER MY WIND JAMMER. EASY ACCESS. I HAVE IT IN A FLOPPY PANCAKE HOLSTER. KEEPS IT DRY.
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    AND AFTER THE INCIDENT YOU MUST PROOVE THAT YOU WERE FORCE FULLY MUGGED, OTHERWISE THE INSURANCE WONT BELIEVE YOU.
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    I have a CZ 100 9mm. It fitS perfectly in the back pocket of my cycling jeysey. Always make sure that you have your gun licence with you. I had to turn around in order to fetch it. The cops will lock u up if you dont have it with you. You might end up in the same cell as the hijackers. Agree with Maniax, the gun shop @ the Engen has lekka stock, just gonna take a ong time for ur licence. SAPS full of SH.T.
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    That bitch bites.
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    We can call it Cycle POLO.
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    They already have dangerous weapons. It wont be long before someone is shot. It has happened on the R44 at Cloetesville a while ago. CZ100 HAS 13 BUDDIES. . I would like to see their faces when they STARE DOWN THE BARREL. .I still see single cyclists riding to and from Stellies. We only go in packs of 4 or more, and yes we do arm ourselves. I`d rather explain in court than explain to a fellow cyclists wife and children that we couldnt help him. Sounds bad, but thats the reallity off live today.
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    Just stap it to your leg like the SWAT TEAM OKES.
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    Any tickests available? Need 2 if at all possible. Regards.
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    was not the intention. Great to hear that there might be a change in the pipeline.
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    You will be one better than the K2C, if you can swing it. Would be like the Transkarroo MTB one year up and the next down.
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    Gonna FLY down the pass. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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    Like a beer stand ontop of the Pass. :clap: :clap:
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    Jip we had a lekker chuckel at the Water Landy. You would ace this race. No technical sections. Purely a race on gravel. If u did a sub5,6,7 DC this will be a walk in the park for you.
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    Dont have ICE band, but I have emergency name number and blood group on the side of my helmet.
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    This works for me. 85kg and on a hard tail. :clap:
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    Agree, just had one last week. One prick and its gone. :w00t:
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    DC Team

    Smurfy replied to Paolo55's topic in The Bike Room

    They say that there is a reason for everything. Have a lekker weekend.
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    DC Team

    Smurfy replied to Paolo55's topic in The Bike Room

    Wish I could, happened so fast the guys infront shouted snake. The next thing I remember is the Brown NOT SO FAT snake coming from the grass as if to cross the road. Well the rest is history. Broken colar bone, :blush: :blush: helmet, kit and of course my Ego.O and the end of my DC, Burger road and Attakwas races.
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    If you wanna send it to Cape Town I would bounce it around my mates to get their opinions as well. We do lots of night rides.
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    DC Team

    Smurfy replied to Paolo55's topic in The Bike Room

    Scared we might pip you at the end. . Was in a team last year, but had to pull out as I broke my Collarbone(fell over a snake on the Stellenbosch road) 1/11. Sucked big time as I trained hard for it. Looking to join a mtb team this year. (road bike sold)
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    DC Team

    Smurfy replied to Paolo55's topic in The Bike Room

    200km road race with a 12 member team.
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