Lurch the stalker

Worst part is I can't imagine what he could be so miserable about. Never having to work like the rest of us plebs...

The funniest part of this comment is it looks like Fry in your profile picture is gasping and then speaking haha

This story made me think of this...

I guess you could say their jaws would be left gaping as they scream..?

Good tip for anyone dealing with taxi drivers in Gauteng today...

Makes me think of the comedian Sean Lock. Said he's going to get the best sound system possible for his car when he's old and play book on tape as loud as he can in the traffic.

Bike took me to the office through the 'apocolype' (aka Midrand) this morning. Intersection of Olifantsfontein and Lever Intersection of New and Lever

If people can now go between genders so can farm animals...

I had a taxi do this just this morning - my sense of humour failure in the middle of the intersection was quite spectacular.

The picture makes me think of a colleague who has recently started cycling and she's basically done that with her hair, when I saw it all I wanted to know was, "How the hell ar you going to get a helmet over that!?" Her answer was, "I just have to" - which clearly was code for, "I also have no idea how this will work"

All these comments are proof that English is...hard..

Wouldn't surprise me if those cats committed suicide

Just to rub it in for everyone who couldn't ride, it's a beautiful day for riding in Gauteng.

The Tour fantasy league is what started all of this here - I'm fairly sure we'll be getting another one this year.

I begrudgingly was made to watch this, and had to admit afterwards it was actually quite good.

I know your other identity...

Our next upgrade perhaps..?

That first half of the sentence sounds more than a little sketchy... haha

Please stop posting pictures of this bike, I am going to have to rob a bank soon...

You should change your name from Hairy to Yoda with wisdom like that.

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Chancellor Meat Gazer...sounds like a gay porn movie critic haha