Napalm

I'm a graphic designer. The first thing you need to do is to see if the pictures will actually be able to be printed at the size you require. You typically print at 300 dpi. If you're pics are below that resolution, you can bump up the resolution without (much) loss of quality (double the resolution, you halve the pic size) Format wise, if the pics are in an uncompressed format ideally you should be looking output to tiff. If you're dealing with jpg (which is compressed) - leave it in that and just make sure you don't compress further.

I'm scared. And slightly aroused.

We'll for one thing.... wherever he is right now - it's not in a better place http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20141124/rs_1024x759-141224144833-1024.Hugh-Hefner-Girls-Next-Door.2.ms.122414_copy.jpg

Shame that with all that technology they couldn't prevent her from driving like a tosser.

I think he would be much much safer in the airplane than landing and facing Mrs Hall.

I've met a lot of network engineers in my 20 years. Most companies are just happy if they're wearing pants most of the time.

The graphics in Call of Booty is amazing.

Hey. It could be worse. Langeveldt could still be bowling for us.

Oh crap..... the mods are sending Batman after us!

He should be back. And hopefully he's in a foul mood.

Faf has been AB's captain since they were laaities. What makes the selectors think AB's a good captain just because he's a good player?

And he's a faster runner.

Keep the bleach ready for you eyeballs. It's one of those things that can never be unseen.

I had a call from Microsoft support years back. I kept the poor man on the line for a couple of minutes. Then I mentioned to him that the "Windows errors" he described was probably the reason I could not see my new events company website. I asked him if he could see it. "Sure, no problem. What's the URL" "lemonparty.org" <- FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY DON'T GO THERE! NSFW Stunned silence. F you. Phone thrown down. I've never had another phonecall from Microsoft tech support ever again.

Agreed, and Behardien isn't much better.

Wurst idea ever.

Been drinking to Probiotic stuff for weeks now aside from the other stuff the vet subscribed. I've been scheduled for a colonoscopy, so I'll be spending my public holiday with a gopro where the sun doesn't shine.

I've got a recurring stomach bug - that comes and goes. I've not had the energy to even get on the indoor bicycle for weeks now.

They do not rip up the trails, but by virtue of the average person being able to ride longer and further than they would on a normal bike, they do damage a trail more.

Was there no road closure?

If that was the Springboks the crying would have started waaaay earlier.

Q. What do you call an Aussie cricketer with 100 by his name? A. A bowler. Q. What do you call an Aussie who can hold a catch A. A fisherman Q. What’s the difference between Cinderella and an Australian cricketer A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball Q. What do you call a world class Australian cricketer A. Retired. Q. What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A. A waiter. The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast. Q. What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a formula one car? A. Nothing. If you blink you’ll miss them both. Q. What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q. What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? A. The entire Australian innings. Q. What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ? A. A vacant lot. Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. Who spends the most time on the crease? A. The woman who irons the Australian team’s cricket whites. Q. Why don’t Aussie fielders need travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything. Q. What’s the Aussie version of a hat trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What is the most proficient footwork displayed by Australian batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. What is the definition of optimism? A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat. Q. What do you get if you cross an Australian cricketer with an Aborigine ? A. A boomerang that can’t hit anything. Q. What’s the Australian version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. What do you call an Australian who can handle a bat…. A. A vet Q. Why are Australian cricketers cleverer than Houdini? A. Because they can get out without even trying.

It's the politicians. I heard that Coetzee wasn't even allowed to pick his own coaching team? If we want to compete we need a foreign coach, that is free of provinsial bias, and free of political influence.