Napalm

My mom had a knee replacement last year and was cycling after a couple of weeks. If you combine cycling with the post op exercises you should recover fine.

I'll join you in Summer.

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Wow. If I had the money..... I would buy this and set it on fire.

The biggest problem with CSA and the provinces is very simple - it's overwhelmingly run by volunteers. So what happens is that some of the volunteers try to make a buck by doing dodgy things. Secondly the CSA must decide if it wants to be a organisation promoting elite cycling, or mass participation. It can't do both.

So no more Dutch ovens?

Buy her a Brooks. Tell her the cow commited suicide so that she doesn't feel guilty. Then go have a steak dinner

No kidding. I was in deeper crap than Brett Murray for posting that.

I'm popped my shoulder when I had to dive into a parked car to avoid a mommy. Luckily it popped back into socket all my itself. Even better, I was unconsious when this happened. The ligaments took about 6 weeks to heal, and it does hurt in the cold - but that went away in a year or so.

Take a screenshot of someone's desktop - set it as their wallpaper, and hide the icons from the desktop. Another classic is to setup autocorrect in Word, for words like, "the"

Coldplay should be shot. Repeatedly.

Doesn't the new Diablo force you to be online in order to play?

I encourage as many people to go vegetarian as possible. It means there's more steak for me.

I let mine soak for about a day. That seems to get rid of the dead mineworker smell.

Whatever you're riding; car, bike or bicycle; always assume that everybody else on the road is a complete idiot trying to kill you.

Oooh.... the things I would do to that smurf.

As much as the weather allows me. What stops me in winter isn't the rain, the cold just kills my knees.

I quit 3 months ago. I was hoping that the urge to stab someone would go away altoghether after 3 months.

A couple of years back I had to dive into a parked car to avoid a crazy woman in a merc. The damage was about 7.5k. Then the owner of the parked car claimed I crashed into the boot, slid over the roof, over the bonnet, then stood up and keyed all 4 doors - because he wanted me to respray the entire car.

I would set myself on fire and then sit through a Justin Bieber concert before I would do that.

A while back I'm riding, and a tannie comes past me. Late 50's early 60's, I would guess, with legs that could kickstart a Boeing. I immediately retook the lead, and started hammering it up the mountain. I moered it until I started seeing stars and coughed up a lung, all the while waiting for my heart to start beating again. As soon as I slacked off, she came past me at a blistering pace, told me, "Dankie boetie" and left me for dead.

Given the form that he's in at the moment.... I'm guessing 10 vs 20?

Actually it's not. The Giro del Capo was always a UCI level event, until someone screwed up the sponsorship. Hence, they lost their UCI status, and the last one (?) held was considered a series rather than one race. Subsequently the CSA is well within their rights to charge a day fee for each leg.

They're already bankcrupt, even before any association with SASCOC