I have an idea for a new thread...

[Caerus]

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-9529.gif

 

We need to add more emotions, do it......do it.

[Tuxstir]

[TNT1]

I love my new web browser:

[AndreZA]

Having Tweetdeck open on a work computer leads to a 36% drop in... ooh, let's add the word 'boobs' to song titles!

[The Drongo]

Yeah. I dig it.

[Stretch]

Happy Brfday for yesterday, madge.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Aug/Week3/16050964.jpg

i will admit to owning this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c3/Madonna_-_Like_a_Prayer.jpg/220px-Madonna_-_Like_a_Prayer.jpg

[AndreZA]

i will admit to owning this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c3/Madonna_-_Like_a_Prayer.jpg/220px-Madonna_-_Like_a_Prayer.jpg

 

I've got "True Blue" on cassette. I discovered my wife had a cassette player so I'm going through all my 80s tapes.

[Caerus]

You know you've had a bad day

[small h]

You know you've had a bad day

 

 

I guess this sign was about something similar

[TNT1]

smallh, is you really a girl?

[small h]

smallh, is you really a girl?

 

do you want photos to prove it?

[TNT1]

do you want photos to prove it?

 

Nope.

 

I just appreciate girls' input on the awesome thread

[small h]

Nope.

 

I just appreciate girls' input on the awesome thread

 

cool cool

[Slowbee]

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

 

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, “Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?”

 

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, “How, dear?”

 

And Dot replied, “I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah’s Pony Stable (UPS).”

 

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures – Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

 

And the young men did take to Dot Com’s trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

 

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates’ drumheads and drumsticks.

 

And Dot did say, “Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others.” And Abraham looked out over theBayofEzekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, “We need a name that reflects what we are.”

 

And Dot replied, “Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators.” “YAHOO,” said Abraham. And because it was Dot’s idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

 

Abraham’s cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot’s drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God’s Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

 

That is how it all began………

[Tumbleweed]

[Stretch]

i will admit to chuckling evily when i first read that