I have an idea for a new thread...

[Iain Olivier]

What a slush-fest

 

Absolutely! Crazy stuff too. Both from the D. Hart, as well as the fanatical commentators!

[nacho!]

The International Council of Man Laws

 

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a ) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b ) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.

(c ) After wrecking your boss's car.

(d ) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his

friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you

actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.

However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.

In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must

celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of

the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap

her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as

a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical

beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in

the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they

demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports

watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober

enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's

just greedy.

18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of

beer.

19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's

withholding sex pending your response.

20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating,

both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the

conversation you need.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able

to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken

monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail

each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.

25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?'

with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.

Ever.

27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the

difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed

below:

* 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife

with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying

somewhere?'

* 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and

beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to

say, 'You're next fatty!'

 

I hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Man Laws

[The Drongo]

Talking of nipples...some Nubbins should not be allowed to complain (generally the same bunch that should not be allowed to breed !) :D

[splat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMQPzKcFqs

 

What an incredible run!

 

 

(But those commentators need to be careful they don't burst a blood vessel or something!)

[patches]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091311/think-we-oughta-help-that-guy.gif

[Stretch]

What an incredible run!

 

 

(But those commentators need to be careful they don't burst a blood vessel or something!)

sam hill's run is also on youtube - watch that in comparison to this and then you will get an idea how incredible (pure awsomeness) it is. Sam's hill's run is looks like it (slightly) drier

[Iain Olivier]

Cool Treehouses

[Iain Olivier]

Suspect Awesomeness

[Caerus]

[Stretch]

(But those commentators need to be careful they don't burst a blood vessel or something!)

just watched it again - the clip i first watched was different - this has some extra bits at the end..........

 

"......How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big" classic :clap:

[The Drongo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMQPzKcFqs

 

SUPERIOR ! Absolutely.

[Mackem]

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.

 

They undress and step into the showers before they realized that there is no soap.

 

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

 

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when

he sees three nuns heading his way..

 

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

 

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

 

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

 

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.

Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

 

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and

three times but nothing happens.

 

So she gives several more tugs, then yells...

 

"Holy Mary, Mother of God,

HAND LOTION TOO!

[small h]

[Iron]

 

Bwahahaha.

[Wyatt Earp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMQPzKcFqs

Sick and amazing to say the least, what a fearless dude, incredible to watch.

[small h]