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Posted

riding 2 abreast, right in the road... typical!

 

:P :lol:

 

Yeh - but's what's worse is that the guy taking the picture is driving on the wrong side of the road facing backwards out of his sunroof steering with his feet while breaking the speedlimit...

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-Ways for Women to turn Men down- (I found these funny)

 

He: Can I buy you a drink?

She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

 

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

 

He: Your face must turn a few heads.

She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?

She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

She: Unfertilized.

 

He: I want to give myself to you.

She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

 

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Edited by Cav'

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