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-Ways for Women to turn Men down- (I found these funny)

 

He: Can I buy you a drink?

She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

 

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

 

He: Your face must turn a few heads.

She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?

She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

She: Unfertilized.

 

He: I want to give myself to you.

She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

 

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Edited by Cav'

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