Caerus Posted July 4, 2011 Share Watcha ya lookin at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Caerus Posted July 4, 2011 Share Had a bad night? Edited July 4, 2011 by Caerus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOINCS Posted July 4, 2011 Share 5 pearls of wisdom to remember.  1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.  2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOINCS Posted July 4, 2011 Share A little Tuesday afternoon Laughter........................ The Greek Priest is Leaving   At the regular Sunday morning service, father Georgeannounced that he was planning to leavefor a larger church that would pay him more.  There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.  Costa, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims"If father George stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedesevery year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"  The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.  Dimitri, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says,"If father George will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary,and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"  More sighs and loud applause  Maria, age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If father George stays, I will give him sex!"  There is total silence.  Father George, blushing, asks her: "Maria, you're a wonderful and holy lady.Whatever possessed you to say that?"  Maria’s 70-year old husband, Vasillis, is now trying to hide, holding his foreheadwith the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said:"F.... him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOINCS Posted July 4, 2011 Share Sense of Freshness.... A while ago a new supermarket opened in Topeka, KS.It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.   Don't buy toilet paper there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartCoppi Posted July 4, 2011 Share Lets brighten this page and express gratitude. Thanks Ms. Carmen Electra............. Edited July 5, 2011 by HeartCoppi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share  http://chrome.angrybirds.com/ (it runs in firefox 5 as well ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted July 5, 2011 Share http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-lets-hear-your-yodel.jpg http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-bro-eautiful.jpg Edited July 5, 2011 by gummibear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Brunsdon Posted July 5, 2011 Share  http://chrome.angrybirds.com/ (it runs in firefox 5 as well )  NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... I'm trying to work from home today and was reading this thread during my coffee break ... now how am I suppose to work ???? Double, no, tripple ban you !@!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodTi Posted July 5, 2011 Share NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... I'm trying to work from home today and was reading this thread during my coffee break ... now how am I suppose to work ???? Double, no, tripple ban you !@!!!! DO NOT open this if you have any ideas of working today. PS - one page to go till the magical 100... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Mama Posted July 5, 2011 Share DO NOT open this if you have any ideas of working today. PS - one page to go till the magical 100... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Mama Posted July 5, 2011 Share http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-lets-hear-your-yodel.jpg http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fashion-fail-bro-eautiful.jpgI was looking for those shoes! Damn Sammajoor for taking without asking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted July 5, 2011 Share I was looking for those shoes! Damn Sammajoor for taking without asking! Jy is soooo 'n BITCH (gay voice) ek het gevra of jy hulle soek, toe ignore jy my. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknRolla Posted July 5, 2011 Share   ke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAAD4 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Lets brighten this page and express gratitude. Thanks Ms. Carmen Electra Woaah. I bet she has a big heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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