I have an idea for a new thread...

[Dangerboy]

 

Happy Monday.

[Hairy]

http://girlfromthehills.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/monday2.png

[Beer4Recovery]

A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

[Jigghead]

Two nuns are in the bath and the one nun says to the other, "Please pass the soap"

[Beer4Recovery]

What animal is green and eats rocks?

 

The green rockeater

[Jigghead]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

 

 

 

 

Blue Paint.

[Iwan Kemp]

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick.

[Wayne Potgieter]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

 

 

 

 

Blue Paint.

Seriously.....

 

[Iwan Kemp]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/helicopter-fire_2316291k.jpg

[Iwan Kemp]

Japan holds a live-fire military exercise in front of Mount Fuji

 

An anti-land mine missile is launched during the annual live-firing exercise

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/tank-missile_2316265k.jpg

[Iwan Kemp]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/tank-firing_2316264k.jpg

[Iwan Kemp]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/tank-firing_2316264k.jpg

[Jigghead]

Sheesh, that's not b~ggering around. Wouldn't like to be the tank driver during this op.

[Iwan Kemp]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/tank-weapon-fired_2316278k.jpg

[Iwan Kemp]

Tracer bullets ricochet off their targets as Japanese Ground Self-Defence Force armoured tanks fire machine guns during an annual night training session in front of Mount Fuji

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/night-tracer-bulle_2316282k.jpg

[Iwan Kemp]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02316/tanks-helicopters-_2316276k.jpg