I have an idea for a new thread...

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[nathrix]

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[gummibear]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

 

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

 

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

 

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

 

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

 

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

 

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

 

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

 

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

 

Crock O. Schitt

[Tromp]

Can one of the clever guys please slot in , say ,a rugby field in order to get some scale of the park ?

[gummibear]

It's 4km long and 1km wide

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[dman2]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is JackSchitt?

 

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

 

 

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

 

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

 

 

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

 

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

 

 

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

 

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

 

 

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

 

 

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

 

 

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

 

 

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Crock O. Schitt

 

Just a thought!

Why is it OK to write "Schitt" and everyone know what you mean and it is fine and not offensive.

But if I write "****" it is censored?

Edited June 11, 2014 by dman2

[Tromp]

It's 4km long and 1km wide

On my laptop screen = 2.5 cm x 11 cm. Something wrong with the 1 x 4 ratio ?

 

 

Edit ; Actually not , sorry.

Edited June 11, 2014 by Tromp

[Tromp]

Can one of the clever guys please slot in , say ,a rugby field in order to get some scale of the park ?

What is the light blue section near the top right hand corner of the lake ? Prob some buildings with parking ?

[CDK]

What is the light blue section near the top right hand corner of the lake ? Prob some buildings with parking ?

 

That is the MET.(Metropolitan museum of art)