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Posted

Say these fast:

 

I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant

plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

Because the pheasant

plucker's late.

 

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;

and on the slitted

sheet I sit.

 

One smart fellow; he felt smart.

Two smart fellows; they

felt smart.

Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

 

I'm not the fig plucker,

Nor the fig pluckers'

son,

But I'll pluck figs

Till the fig plucker comes.

 

Fire truck tyres

 

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut

square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the

front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

 

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

 

 

 

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Posted

Some people seem to think that ossum means ONLY possum...

 

Well... here they are

Ossum

 

 

Possum

 

 

 

How about stepping away from the flesh pics (some really nice ones admittedly), and back to general awesomeness?

Posted

Some people seem to think that ossum means ONLY possum...

 

Well... here they are

Ossum

 

 

Possum

 

 

 

How about stepping away from the flesh pics (some really nice ones admittedly), and back to general awesomeness?

 

 

 

LOL! :lol: I can't stop laughing at this little shrieking creature that stole Mickey Mouse's ears! :lol: :clap:

Posted

LOL! :lol: I can't stop laughing at this little shrieking creature that stole Mickey Mouse's ears! :lol: :clap:

 

And then it has these little podgy pork sausage fingers as well laugh.gif

Posted

Die boer se enigste haan is dood en hy besluit om by die Kaapse mark te

gaan kyk vir 'n plaasvervanger. Daar aangekom, kry hy vir Gatiep wat 'n

haantjie te koop aanbied.

"Hierdie haantjie is soos Outsurance, hy dek alles" beduie Gatiep en

die boer koop hom toe.

Op die plaas word haantjie by die henne ingegooi en soos Gatiep beloof

het, is die haantjie vreeslik gewillig en in 'n oogwink draf hy al die

henne deur.

Toe die boer weer kyk, is hy by die eende, toe by die ganse, by die

kalkoene en die boer is sommer baie in sy noppies met die kopie.

Maar die volgende oggend kom ou Simon by die boer en deel hom mee dat

die haantjie dood lê in die veld. Hy wys na waar die aasvoëls dan ook

reeds al draai. Die boer is sommer baie hartseer, en hy en Simon stap

soontoe om vas te stel wat met die haantjie gebeur het.

Toe hulle naby kom, lig die haantjie sy kop op en fluister "Ek's okay.

 

Ek wag net vir daardie aasvoëls om te land."

Posted

Another 7" tablet that's supposed to take on the iPad & Galaxy 10.1".

 

No 3G, Wi-Fi only and built by RIM to Amazon's specs. No thanks.

 

Yes, it's a pretty looking media device. But that's all it is. I'd rather get a 32" LCD screen and hook it up to my local wireless network & use that to stream Amazon content & buy media. Same thing, and you won't be limited to watching your content on the piddly little screen.

 

If it had 3G connectivity, as well as other features such as e-mail capability, etc, then it'd be useful as a COMPLEMENT to an iPad/Galaxy 10.1".

 

It is in no way a competitor to them, if for no other reason than the screen is too small.

Posted

Another 7" tablet that's supposed to take on the iPad & Galaxy 10.1".

 

No 3G, Wi-Fi only and built by RIM to Amazon's specs. No thanks.

 

Yes, it's a pretty looking media device. But that's all it is. I'd rather get a 32" LCD screen and hook it up to my local wireless network & use that to stream Amazon content & buy media. Same thing, and you won't be limited to watching your content on the piddly little screen.

 

If it had 3G connectivity, as well as other features such as e-mail capability, etc, then it'd be useful as a COMPLEMENT to an iPad/Galaxy 10.1".

 

It is in no way a competitor to them, if for no other reason than the screen is too small.

 

I just bought a Huawei S 7 Slim. At R3299, it's a steal. Slapping a 8ta 10gb promo sim in it. It's an awesome little pad. Looked at the Galaxy and the iPad in store at the same time. Meh, I can't see what about them justifies a price tag nearly double the S7.

 

And besides, I'm not a brand whore.

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