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I asked for a pic so I can assess the extent of janneman's problem.

Thus, give him the best advice possible.

 

No pics yet... :o

You beat me to it Dale. Quick on the draw.

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I apply vaseline quite liberally before a ride. I do this for comfort and speed. Unfortunately the resulting mixture of petroleum jelly, sweat and skidmark is complete impossible to remove. I have tried everything. Fortunately however it leaves a black, rather than brown, stain which is easier to explain away when the need arises. I hope this is helpful

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I hear with Assos bibs you can pay an extra 500 bucks and secure the callout protection against skidmarks - if you crap yourself whilst out for a pedal a rep is awaiting your call to come out and wipe your arse for you.

She services the roadies. :blush:

He services the MTBers. ;)

 

http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/tBlaalaLai_red.jpg

I hear they are both superb after-sales support specialists.

http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/p235_T_FIUnoLogo_1_4.jpg

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I may regret this, but these are the only skidmarks in your "shammy" that would have any chance of earning you respect...

 

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She services the roadies. :blush:

 

http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/tBlaalaLai_red.jpg

In that case I'm ordering a pair today.

:drool:

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I may regret this, but these are the only skidmarks in your "shammy" that would have any chance of earning you respect...

 

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EINA! :huh:

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looks like "HE" is assuming the position....

 

 

as long as janneman does not go ass-about-face, he should be fine.

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EINA! :huh:

 

The two most important parts to doing a successful wheelie, know where your balance point is and which side the back brake is on...!

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I may regret this, but these are the only skidmarks in your "shammy" that would have any chance of earning you respect...

 

post-17843-0-32803300-1318413863.jpg

Damn, that is eina, for sure.

 

Those are REAL skidmarks.

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She services the roadies. :blush:

He services the MTBers. ;)

 

http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/tBlaalaLai_red.jpg

I hear they are both superb after-sales support specialists.

http://assos.com/fileUpload/images/p235_T_FIUnoLogo_1_4.jpg

That guy will surely have skidmarks after that pose.....

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I am hoping this might get you to gooi donuts.

 

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee214/wrxipmreza/CALIFORNIA018.jpg

Naah but that video of Cipo throwing a water bottle and a major wobbly, and even stopping to try and biksem those guys who blew their hooter at him while he was training, was very funny...

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Naah but that video of Cipo throwing a water bottle and a major wobbly, and even stopping to try and biksem those guys who blew their hooter at him while he was training, was very funny...

I just thought that Super Mario might enjoy one of the pornstar's originals.

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I just thought that Super Mario might enjoy one of the pornstar's originals.

Why did I have to go do some work. I actually found that video on Youtube starring that particular bike. Classic. Will there ever be another Cippo

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