bikekid Posted September 4, 2012 Share I do, I drink Stella Artois and then I pee supplements.I also chow cabanossi on the bike and eat at least three Big Al's sputniks every night before bed. This allows me to fart Carmina Burana which in return paves an N1 highway for me (@Sometimes, that should answer the orchestrated transport conundrum) Pfft - Stella Artois is for sissies Wyatt Earp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 4, 2012 Share Pfft - Stella Artois is for sissies :eek:I wash the Big Al's sputniks down with milk stout and Stroh. bikekid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share Let' see if we can get better. Can you get me and Spinnekop on any podiums ? I can guide your preparation but performance is in your hands. If you're a "jersey cow" you will never beat a race horse, but you can be the best "jersey cow" around of you follow a plan that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share :eek:I wash the Big Al's sputniks down with milk stout and Stroh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 4, 2012 Share I can guide your preparation but performance is in your hands. If you're a "jersey cow" you will never beat a race horse, but you can be the best "jersey cow" around of you follow a plan that works. I am more of a hippo but want to be like a cheetah, can you help ? rouxtjie and Ramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share Pfft - Stella Artois is for sissies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 4, 2012 Share Sorry forgot to add lekker biltong from King's. Ramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share :eek:I wash the Big Al's sputniks down with milk stout and Stroh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share Demmit....ok what about kroonprins van babbas, or maybe tsar. Always liked that title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted September 4, 2012 Share I am more of a hippo but want to be like a cheetah, can you help ?Fancy that I am a landras vark. So @enticement if I am destined to be a vark what's the point of breaking my balls to become a fast vark, or am I missing something, can you even guarantee that this vark can finish the epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 4, 2012 Share Fancy that I am a landras vark. So @enticement if I am destined to be a vark what's the point of breaking my balls to become a fast vark, or am I missing something, can you even guarantee that this vark can finish the epic That's my goal, if enticement can get me that finishers t-shirt, I will go off the beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share Fancy that I am a landras vark. So @enticement if I am destined to be a vark what's the point of breaking my balls to become a fast vark, or am I missing something, can you even guarantee that this vark can finish the epic You're missing something - I can provide you with an individualized/customized Epic Battle Plan that works. If you stick to it - results guaranteed for as much as us mortals can control our destiny. If you don't, no guarantee. Interesting research indicated that 2% of mishaps are the result of AOG, more-or-less 8% mishaps result from conditions but 90% are the result of not doing what you're suppose to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted September 4, 2012 Share What is AOG? 99% of my mishaps are because of talent....the ol vark genetics chestnut you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometime Posted September 4, 2012 Share Enticement I'm doing my first Epic next year so I'm trying to get as much free advice as I can get from experts like you. So could I please ask that you write in English not management consultant speak? Thanks in advance. Showtime 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enticement Posted September 4, 2012 Share What is AOG? 99% of my mishaps are because of talent....the ol vark genetics chestnut you know AOG = acts of God. Regarding your 99% - we bow to your superior knowledge but you can still perform at your personal best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted September 4, 2012 Share AOG = acts of God. Regarding your 99% - we bow to your superior knowledge but you can still perform at your personal best.I wanna ride the epic....like a boss! I want a plan for that PS its my lack of talent DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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