Paul Ruinaard Posted November 13, 2012 Share Top 29 ways bicycles are better than women 1. Bicycles don't get pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don't have parents.4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.15. You can have a different coloured bicycle and bring it home to your parents.16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.21. Bicycles don't get headaches.22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles.24. Bicycles don't care if you're late.25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helment.29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted November 13, 2012 Share My van is in for repairs(hail) and I been commuting up and down on my ss, so yesterday I decided to take out my 39 Chevy and I ran out of petrol cause it's been standing so long, and i did not check!! Idiot i know, to cut a long story short!!! The ss wins every time I know it's not bike vs woman But I think it's bike vs everything !!!! Well almost anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted November 13, 2012 Share Sorry, but the first thing that came to mind was why bicycles are NOT better: I have broken bones more than once riding a bicycle.....not so with the other kind of riding ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted November 13, 2012 Share Number 4. For that reason alone RockCoach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted November 13, 2012 Share Top 29 ways bicycles are better than women snip I see what you did there. Sneaky. I like it! ChUkKy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted November 13, 2012 Share Sorry, but the first thing that came to mind was why bicycles are NOT better: I have broken bones more than once riding a bicycle.....not so with the other kind of riding ! Then you have to try harder RockCoach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockCoach Posted November 13, 2012 Share Then you have to try harder You talking about that time with the Captain America costume on top of the cupboard? DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianchi Posted November 13, 2012 Share 30. Your bike isn't jealous because you have another 2 of them at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted November 13, 2012 Share 30. ................ Have 2 of them at home 2????? A room full they still don't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted November 13, 2012 Share You talking about that time with the Captain America costume on top of the cupboard? What happens on the cupboard, stays on the cupboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockCoach Posted November 13, 2012 Share 30. Your bike isn't jealous because you have another 2 of them at home. 8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockCoach Posted November 13, 2012 Share What happens on the cupboard, stays on the cupboard Yeah. But that was most likely due to the handcuffs. DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianchi Posted November 13, 2012 Share 8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now. Whoops. All I saw was bicycles and my heartrate wouldn't go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruz Addict Posted November 13, 2012 Share Sorry, but the first thing that came to mind was why bicycles are NOT better: I have broken bones more than once riding a bicycle.....not so with the other kind of riding ! Your doing it wrong! Both the bicycle and the other kind DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted November 13, 2012 Share Then you have to try harder Your doing it wrong! Both the bicycle and the other kind I'm rather going to keep quiet from now on, I've said too much already. DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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