Scam: randombikesworld.wozaonline.co.za - The pursuit of Mr. Alfred & Co.

[Shebeen]

I think my coarse fishing technique may have frightened off this particular bass turd.

 

Let's see if he's still hungry:

 

Good morning Alfred,

 

OK, we are on!

 

I have paid the deposit this morning at the Nedbank in Beaufort West and that silly somebody who told me that your account was involved in fraud was very embarrassed. Some people have no sense.

 

Unfortunately I was only able to pay in R17400.00 because the guy who bought the sheep from me now comes with the story that one of the rams I sold him only has one ball. I asked him why he thought it was called Lance?

 

Anyway, I think you will agree that R17400 is better than nothing.

 

Please courier the bike up to me and I will by then have the rest of the cash for you.

 

I hope that you will understand.

 

Thank you

 

Mr G

Epic fail Gofak Yusuf,

Do you seriously expect this guy to think that you sold 11 sheep, including at least one breeding ram for that price. What sort of hairy goats are you guys breeding in the groot karoo these days?

 

Raise your game

Gloria Stits

[Reg Lizard]

Sometimes you need to think like a sheep to catch one

[LongDonkey]

If you do get the responses, try to get Numpty to send a pic of himself with "the bike " as you have heard of scamming etc. Go the full hog and we can post his pic on the hall of shame here.

 

But you have already confirmed the deposit, Guess you will have to explain that got two digits on the account number transposed on the deposit slip and now need to wait till monday, when the bank transfers the money back to you.

[Guest Latent Blue]

Epic fail Gofak Yusuf,

Do you seriously expect this guy to think that you sold 11 sheep, including at least one breeding ram for that price. What sort of hairy goats are you guys breeding in the groot karoo these days?

 

Raise your game

Gloria Stits

 

Some 'brandsiek' sheep!

 

I'd can myself if he falls for it!!!

 

Woltes Tikkals

[johannrissik]

If you do get the responses, try to get Numpty to send a pic of himself with "the bike " as you have heard of scamming etc. Go the full hog and we can post his pic on the hall of shame here.

 

But you have already confirmed the deposit, Guess you will have to explain that got two digits on the account number transposed on the deposit slip and now need to wait till monday, when the bank transfers the money back to you.

Yes, that's how I will explain the non-appearance of the deposit in his account.

I will be sitting at a borehole in Leeugamka all weekend...so I have time to play this one

 

14h57: Nedbank got onto this very promptly! Maybe poor Alfred won't be using that account any more.

[LongDonkey]

Yes, that's how I will explain the non-appearance of the deposit in his account.

I will be sitting at a borehole in Leeugamka all weekend...so I have time to play this one

Yup, explains why that Tannie said there was fraud as well on the account. Sorry Alfred, my bad.

[johannrissik]

Rumour has it that a certain Eduardo Zachary is also trying to buy some of his bikes....I have to set up my entertainment for the weekend.

[Guest Latent Blue]

Rumour has it that a certain Eduardo Zachary is also trying to buy some of his bikes....I have to set up my entertainment for the weekend.

 

Someone of his education level (looking at his language use)... will sell a bike to John Milton and his wife Marie Curie!

[Shebeen]

 

I will be sitting at a borehole in Leeugamka all weekend...so I have time to play this one

 

They say, if you’re bored of Leeu Gamka, you’re bored of life.

[johannrissik]

Going for broke now:

 

1]

Alfred Samuel

3:45 PM (37 minutes ago)

 

to me

 

You claim you made payment, where is your proof of payment.

 

----- Original Message -----

From: G Yousuf

Sent: 11/22/13 03:03 PM

To: Alfred Samuel

Subject: Re: AWAIT YOUR EFT %70 PAYMENT

 

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G Yousuf

<gofakyousuf@gmail.com>

4:21 PM (0 minutes ago)

to Alfred

 

Alfred my friend!

 

Please don't be angry with me, please.

 

I have the proof of payment right here with me, but now we have no electricity (thanks to Eksdoms rolling blackouts) so I am unable to fax it to you (and before you start wondering, I am able to send emails because this is a laptop with a battery and the Vodacom tower has a standby generator). We have been promised power by later tonight, but you never know with these parastatals these days.

 

In the meantime, please could you send me a picture of my bike, a real picture of my bike, maybe with you standing next to it? Please, my wife is now demanding to see a picture of this bicycle that is worth 11 sheep (you see, I have a problem, I sold some of my wife's sheep and now she is very unhappy)

 

Please help me, because on the one side I have the man who bought Lance the uni-baller Damara skaap, on the other side my wife. Now you are my only friend. Please.

 

Thank you.

 

Mr G

 

PS When the courier delivers the bike, do I give him the rest of the money in cash or would it be OK to give a cheque?

[johannrissik]

They say, if you’re bored of Leeu Gamka, you’re bored of life.

Any hubbers driving through Leeugamka are most welcome to stop in for some real coffee at the pumphouse about 100m north of the Leeu river bridge. Seriously.

[Guest Latent Blue]

Going for broke now:

 

1]

Alfred Samuel

3:45 PM (37 minutes ago)

 

to me

 

 

You claim you made payment, where is your proof of payment.

 

----- Original Message -----

From: G Yousuf

Sent: 11/22/13 03:03 PM

To: Alfred Samuel

Subject: Re: AWAIT YOUR EFT %70 PAYMENT

 

[Message clipped] View entire message

 

G Yousuf

<gofakyousuf@gmail.com>

4:21 PM (0 minutes ago)

 

to Alfred

 

 

Alfred my friend!

 

Please don't be angry with me, please.

 

I have the proof of payment right here with me, but now we have no electricity (thanks to Eksdoms rolling blackouts) so I am unable to fax it to you (and before you start wondering, I am able to send emails because this is a laptop with a battery and the Vodacom tower has a standby generator). We have been promised power by later tonight, but you never know with these parastatals these days.

 

In the meantime, please could you send me a picture of my bike, a real picture of my bike, maybe with you standing next to it? Please, my wife is now demanding to see a picture of this bicycle that is worth 11 sheep (you see, I have a problem, I sold some of my wife's sheep and now she is very unhappy)

 

Please help me, because on the one side I have the man who bought Lance the uni-baller Damara skaap, on the other side my wife. Now you are my only friend. Please.

 

Thank you.

 

Mr G

 

PS When the courier delivers the bike, do I give him the rest of the money in cash or would it be OK to give a cheque?

 

 

 

If he replies to that email with anything but an F-you then he must be seriously stupid!!!!

[Super Sywurm]

Maybe I should steal some sheep and sell it so I can buy a new bike !!!

[Guest Latent Blue]

Im joining in the fun...

Emile Ibur has just mailed him... lets see what we can do...

[Guest Latent Blue]

(A mielie boer for the english okes...)

[johannrissik]

Im joining in the fun...

Emile Ibur has just mailed him... lets see what we can do...

 

Good luck. I hope my lack of subtlety hasn't scared the poor darling.

And still no reply from him to Mr Eduardo Zachary