Tumbleweed Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 A hubber of relative* esteem shared details of his ride today. What worried me is the names of sections that he rode: "Giant hairy balls" and "Manhandled". Those are awful names. But there must be worse... *Relative because he would have started this thread him- or herself but that would mean outing himself as a Strava-user.
blondeonabike Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 I was going to post a list of segment names......then I decided to rather not
Odinson Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 Apparently there is a trail in the Cape Colony called "G-Spot", but I haven't found it yet.
Spoke101 Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 I was going to post a list of segment names......then I decided to rather not "No Balls!!!" no pun intended.
Guest Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 "No Balls!!!" no pun intended. Funny I rode it yesterday. Made it out with tackle intact. "sheeps ass" is my nominee for the day.
Lurch the stalker Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Apparently there is a trail in the Cape Colony called "G-Spot", but I haven't found it yet.That's because it doesn't exist
Bonus Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Best decent on the North Downs (Surrey), "the widow maker" . . .
fabes Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 I know this isn't a trail but in the Brak river they have a rapid called "mother-in-law" and it's called that because not many people get it right
blondeonabike Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 "No Balls!!!" no pun intended. Exactly, and when you ride sheeps ass, puff adder and then no balls as consecutive segments it sounds like a tour down under
Ed-Zulu Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 That's because it doesn't exist Reminds of the guy that walked into the pub with a massive smile of satisfaction on his face, ordering a beer. When his mate wanted to know what he was so cheery about he replied that he found his wife's G-spot! Mightily impressed is mate asked where it was to which he replied, on her sister!
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 That's because it doesn't exist oh, but it does... and, like the g spot, when you find it you just don't want to stop riding...
Guest notmyname Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Not sure it exists but "the dogs bullocks" would be a sweet trail name.
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