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Please keep your broomstick off the tar! You dont see me hogging the black routes at Thaba with my road bike... sheez man get real.

 

I know this is a jokey joke thread but that is a legitimate issue. 

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Please keep your broomstick off the tar! You dont see me hogging the black routes at Thaba with my road bike... sheez man get real.

 

Only cos those trails are too dumbed down for you...not everybody has your skills

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Please keep your broomstick off the tar! You dont see me hogging the black routes at Thaba with my road bike... sheez man get real.

Think Patch is worried that he might find out you are faster than him with nobblies  :ph34r:

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I know this is a jokey joke thread but that is a legitimate issue. 

I know right... but roadies have no right to moan! We are just lycra clad a**holes.

 

We dont even have a word for them, like the "Dirt Roadies" name they have for us... makes you wonder who has the bigger chip... MTBers: "The Nice Guys of Cycling" pfffft

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Think Patch is worried that he might find out you are faster than him with 26er, nobblies, dualie, baggies, flat pedals, no chamois cream, badly seeded, Movember snor  :ph34r:

What other excuses are there?

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I know right... but roadies have no right to moan! We are just lycra clad a**holes.

 

We dont even have a word for them, like the "Dirt Roadies" name they have for us... makes you wonder who has the bigger chip... MTBers: "The Nice Guys of Cycling" pfffft

 

MAMIL...

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Eldron say....if Stlava, Lace Distance, Saseeding, Size of Wheel or Skillzzzzzzz rever  make for person to be unhappy then person must take rong of rook in mirror.

 

Rife toooo short to make small ting make big effect on self.

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life isn't fair. I'm expecting one of these next week - and after a 30 year wait it damn well better be there

 

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Eldron say....if Stlava, Lace Distance, Saseeding, Size of Wheel or Skillzzzzzzz rever  make for person to be unhappy then person must take rong of rook in mirror.

 

Rife toooo short to make small ting make big effect on self.

he also say this?

 

Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town. 

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There's an old Irish song called She Moved Through the Fair...at the end of the song, the she not only moved through the fair, but did a bit of shaking too...  

 

The sheets they lay empty 'twas plain for to see

And out of the window with another went she
 
Considering the promise she made him, that's not fair...
 
To be fair, though, the Irish, bless 'em, cut most of those verses...  
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