Odd excuses not to train

[NotSoBigBen]

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

where you going for the blowjobdry ??

Yoh! Apparently doesn't take long for either ........

[Zoo Cookie]

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

 

 all three of them..

[NotSoBigBen]

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

 

 all three of them..

 

 Yoh Zoo! But unfortunately I have lost another since you last saw me at Panorama so now there are only 2 ...........

[hagar]

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

 

 all three of them..

 

 

 

three confused guys ???

 

 

 

ok ok this is my excuse

 

 

 

 

[Tumbleweed]

 

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

where you going for the blowjobdry ??

 

 

 

sad thing is, he's talking singular hair.

 

[Zoo Cookie]

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

 

 all three of them..

 

 Yoh Zoo! But unfortunately I have lost another since you last saw me at Panorama so now there are only 2 ...........

 

o neeee...  a tragedy  i tell you.

[mountain_lion]

 

I need to wash (and blowdry) my hair ............

 

 all three of them..

 

 Yoh Zoo! But unfortunately I have lost another since you last saw me at Panorama so now there are only 2 ...........

 

Loose another, then you can leave it deurmekaar!

 

[Speed Devil]

My wife looked like a much better proposition at 05:00 this morning

[Yang]

Come upstairs to use the trainer and it's hot - windows been shut all day.

 

Open windows and there's a swarm of bees outside, only a fair few of them are instantly on the inside.  Close windows again, now hot and bee-infested. 

 

I won't spray them and did I mention it's hot in here?  IDT is looking even less attractive than usual.  I think I'll join the power walking yummy mummy in the street.

 

Tomorrow's excuse?  Got the jewish sporting awards to go to - the mind boggles.

 

Any other "i'd really loved to have trained but couldn't stories?".

 

The jewish sporting awards to go to  !!! Where???... In Bahrain???!!!

 

 

[pastapouch]

its dark its raining and the fire is burning and its nice and warm inside with a bottle of red wine  what more can i say 

 

you don't need a fire and a bottle of wine on the IDT!!! you;ll overheat, and dehydrate, and the wine will make the dehydration worse

[Dirty Twin]

My wife looked like a much better proposition at 05:00 this morning

 

Eish naughty dude

[Jean-Jay]

My black handle bar tape is dirty 

[1hill@aTime]

Come upstairs to use the trainer and it's hot - windows been shut all day.

 

Open windows and there's a swarm of bees outside' date=' only a fair few of them are instantly on the inside.  Close windows again, now hot and bee-infested. 

 

I won't spray them and did I mention it's hot in here?  IDT is looking even less attractive than usual.  I think I'll join the power walking yummy mummy in the street.

 

Tomorrow's excuse?  Got the jewish sporting awards to go to - the mind boggles.

 

Any other "i'd really loved to have trained but couldn't stories?".

 

 

 

 

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If i had your IDT i would love to train on it.

 

stop being lazy!

[Tumbleweed]

My wife looked like a much better proposition at 05:00 this morning

 

hope no one else says that about her when you do head out on the bike?

[Spud]

My wife looked like a much better proposition at 05:00 this morning

Ok! well if you are staying indoors with her then that means I may as well go and ride..........damn!

[Joe Low]

Yang - your excuse looks a lot like honesty and so has no place on the Hub.  You really want your Mrs trailing behind you while you cycle in Swazi?  My lot would burn a very fast trail to Piggs Peak or similar & I'd find them by the pool a lot later - if I was allowed in.

 

Hog - you got me, I said these were excuses, not a cast iron alibi.

 

Zoo - SBRand maybe end-Sept got Pretoria circuit race before then.

 

Yang again - jewish sports awards in Sandton.  Apart from David Bullard, I have no idea who else will be there (Lol Bahrain quip).

 

I've noticed they don't put jewish venues on the maps, I'm assuming this is for security rather than money-saving reasons. Annoying though.

 

Also lol - dirty handlebar tape.