AndreZA Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Here's my version Dit is inderdaad so dat Brits?weg nou is. Dit is ook waar dat waar ?n groep fietsryers ry, die tendens is om in die middel van die pad te ry. It is interdoing that the British are gone. It is also where a group of cycle riders have the tendonitis to ride in the middle of the road.Dit is inderdaad ook so dat sommige fietsryers die geneigdheid het om oor stopstrate te jaag. Ek wil nou net ook die ander sy van di? prentjie skets en glo my vry ek ervaar dit daagliks. It is interdoing that some cycle riders have the habit to chase over the stop streets. I also want to draw the other side as I experience it dayly.Ek ry fiets werk toe, daagliks. As ons wil praat van selfsugtig, dan moet ek ongelukkig 90% van alle motorbestuurders daarvan aankla. I cycle to work daily. If we want to talk about selfsucking then I have the moan on about 90% of the motor drivers.Stopstrate is nie daar vir motoriste nie ? hulle mag enige stopteken hanteer soos ?n toegeeteken. Stop streets is not there for motorists ? they can treat any stop sign as a close give sign.Toegeetekens bestaan nie. Close give signs does not stand.Motoriste hoef nie flikkerligte te gebruik om aan te toon hulle gaan draai nie. Motorists do not need to use blinking lights to toe on that they are going to turn.Motoriste het te alle tye reg van weg ? ook wanneer ek met my fiets by ?n kruising reguit ry en die motoris dan sonder enige teken reg voor my indraai. Motorists have at all times the right of gone ? even when I go straight at the crossing and the motorist turn in without any sign.Motoriste het die absolute reg om fietsryers van die pad af te druk. Motorists has the absolute right to push cycle riders off the road.Motoriste het die absolute reg om le? drankbottels uit hul motors te gooi sodat die bottels stukkend spat op die teer want fietsbande is mos bestand teen glasstukke. Motorists has the absolute right to throw empty drink bottles from their vehicles so that the bottles can break on the tar because bicycle tires are moss resistance to pieces of glass.Motorbestuurders het die absolute reg om in die middel van die ryvlak te stop en vroulief/kind af te laai by hul bestemming. Motorists has the absolute right to stop in the middle of the ride level to load off women love/child at their voicing.Ek, fietsryer, moet eenvoudig ekstra sensoriese persepsie h? en antisipeer dat hierdie motor gaan stop, die passasier gaan die deur oopmaak en uitklim. Me a cycle rider must single foldingly ekstra sensory purple soapies antiperspirant that motors are going to stop, the passanger are going to open the doors and climb out.Motoriste het die eksklusiewe reg om net eenvoudig uit ?n parkeerterrein te ry, al is ek, fietsryer, direk langs die motor. Motorists has the exclusive right to single foldingly drive out off a parking area, even if I, cycle rider, is directly next to the car.Mini-sirkels se re?ls is net van toepassing op motoriste want ?n fiets word mos nie as ?n voertuig beskou nie.Small car cicles? rules is only close passing on motorists because a cycle is not a feed vehicle.Motoriste het eksklusiewe reg om op hul selfone te praat terwyl ek, fietsryer, my uiterste bes moet doen om seker te maak die selfoonprater mis my. Ek moet ook baie dankie s? aan daardie motorbestuurders wat my in ag neem en ook met respek behandel en ook aan daardie taxibestuurders wat bedagsaam is.Motorists has the exclusive right to talk on their cellphones, while me as a cycle rider my outings must do so that the cellphone uses misses me. I must also thank that motor driver that takes me to eight and also rebacon my handeling and also that taxi drivers that is together during the day.Jannas, as jy weer ?n fietsryer sien, dink net aan wat ek vandag vir jou s?. Jannas, if you see a cycle rider again, think in what I have said today.Ter afsluiting ? daar is nie veilige bre? paaie waar ons fietsrenne kan hou nie.In downlocking ? there are no safe wide roads where we can keep cycling races.
pastapouch Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Sien TNT1, selfs die Mampara kry dit reg!See TNT1, even the Mampara gets it right!
VTSKING Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 It is indeed that Brits is gone. Sorry minor correction: This should actually read, "Brits road is indeed narrow"VTSKING2009-01-15 06:50:47
pastapouch Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 LOL @ mampara! I've read that a few times now...and everytime I laugh more!
KlapperKnop Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 It is indeed that Brits is gone. Sorry minor correction: This should actually read' date=' "Brits road is indeed narrow"[/quote'] VTSKING ... the ? between Brits?weg confused me ...
VTSKING Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 No worries, If Brits was gone I sure they would have had it on radio 702 or news24. I throughly enjoyed your original translation though.
Guest Big H Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Some translation please? learn to understand afrikaans!!!fock off. Suurtiet iengliesh!!!!!!!
Guest Big H Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Sien TNT1' date=' selfs die Mampara kry dit reg! See TNT1, even the Mampara gets it right! [/quote'] 看见TNT1，甚而Mampara得到它正确!Voir le TNT1, m?me le Mampara l'obtient droit !Sehen Sie TNT1, sogar das Mampara erh?lt es recht!Δείτε TNT1, ακόμη και το Mampara το παίρνει σωστό!Vedi TNT1, persino il Mampara lo ottiene di destra!TNT1を、Mampara得るそれを右に見なさい!TNT1를, Mampara 조차 얻는다 그것을 맞은 보십시오!Veja TNT1, mesmo o Mampara come? o direito!См. TNT1, даже Mampara получает его право!
GFishy Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I is like to be wearing my jean pant but almost have to like change it cause this were a very funny translation I read throughout this saga I almost had a wet patch....
paulvs Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 TNT1 - post a pic - it may just get you to feel better.
paulvs Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I is like to be wearing my jean pant but almost have to like change it cause this were a very funny translation I read throughout this saga I almost had a wet patch.... that image is quite disgusting
† Unmerited Favor's † Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Thanx a mil for making me laughed so much that translation was hilarious...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now