Cycling related funny comments while riding

[Konaman]

 

A friend of mine complained the other morning while we were training -

he said he had done 10 Arguses, he train about 6 days a week, his "balsakvel" (testicticular skin) is as thick an elephants skin from all the riding, and he still did a worse time this year in the Argus, than last year. This is a waste of time!!

Konaman2009-03-17 12:24:51

[TheLegend]

could you please highlight the funny part for me?

[epoh]

 

A friend of mine complained the other morning while we were training -

he said he had done 10 Arguses' date=' he train about 6 days a week, his "balsakvel" (testicticular skin) is as thick an elephants skin from all the riding, and he still did a worse time this year in the Argus, than last year. This is a waste of time!!

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sif ou!

 

[Harryn]

. Harryn2009-03-18 01:46:01

[TheLegend]

A friend of mine complained the other morning while we were training -
he said he had done 10 Arguses' date=' he train about 6 days a week, his "balsakvel" (testicticular skin) is as thick an elephants skin from all the riding, and he still did a worse time this year in the Argus, than last year. This is a waste of time!! [/quote']

 

thanx

[davetapson]

Some random oke after watching my mate make a complete hash of the drop off under the bridge at northern farm... "Dude... your life flashed before my eyes..."

 

 

 

Cracked a smile over that.

[Jaco Steyn]

I once was out on an early Sunday morning ride. My brother-in-law phones me (car trouble) on my cell phone. I let it ring for a while whilst I decide if I should answer, and eventually doing so. I answer while I am huffing and puffing and pedalling merrily along. After a lenghty silence my brother-in-law asks in a very apologetic voice "I am not disturbing anything, am I?" I nearly fell of my bike from bursting out in laughter!

[Roer]

Some random oke after watching my mate make a complete hash of the drop off under the bridge at northern farm... "Dude... your life flashed before my eyes..."

 

[Sammajoor]

 

could you please highlight the funny part for me?

 

Maybe it flaps around like an elephants ear

 

[Groot Lem]

I was riding a league race near Cape Point, vets and women together, passing Jeanny B on the left in a tight bunch and commented "Jeanny, Im coming inside of you"

[Jason]

 

I was riding a league race near Cape Point' date=' vets and women together, passing Jeanny B on the left in a tight bunch and commented "Jeanny, Im coming inside of you"[/quote']MUWAHAHAH!! LEM YOU GEM!!!

 

 

 

[ASTANA]

When riding past farm kids in my valley in the boland they shout ,, "Hou bene hou , hou bene hou" , or " Jirrrra, daai's `n befokte bike, met `n par befokte rims, jirrrrrrr"

Impossible not to smile

 

[CatGirl]

waiting to start my race, infront of me was a girl about 12 years old on a very expensive bike!!!! a woman behind me commented on the bike:  waa sit mens daai ding an???? another woman commented: dan moet mens dai ding nog trap ok????

 

thought it was nogal  funny

[flats4life]

I  laugh every time I see someone look at a downhill bike and then ask "Does it have a lockout?"

 

Ive heard it 3 times in the last 2 months.

 

[droo]

From a local bergie to a somewhat overweight mate while battling up Hellshoogte...

 

 

 

"Jirre, maar dis *** om vet te wees, ne?"

 

 

 

*mate falls of bike laughing*

[Bike Mob]

 

When riding past farm kids in my valley in the boland they shout ' date=', "Hou bene hou , hou bene hou" , or " Jirrrra, daai's `n befokte bike, met `n par befokte rims, jirrrrrrr"

Impossible not to smile

 

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Whahahaaaa!! gotta love the Cape!