Marius Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Did my First Argus and MW ( Trekker ) wa sin the same bunch. Some clown almost took out his front wheel and MW said kinda loud so the guy would also hear: Marius, daai ou ry seker vir TEMPAX want hy ry soos n P@@S. i ALMOST fell of my bike!!
Aedon Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Watching a race when a tandem comes past us. Heard a lady in the crowd ask the guy next to her: "How long do they practise to pedal in unison like that?"
Jackes Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 During a windy Argus many years ago I rode next to rather a good looking blonde "chick". Pleasantly asked her how she was doing. She turned to me and with a straight face replied. I feel as if I have been F%&*ED by an ELEPHANT Almost collapsed right there laughing. The mind boggles at the image. Good choice of words, don't think lady would've fitted
markStockton Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Last year we did the Vodacom Challenge Yourself weekend in Potch. On the MTB ride / race which was largely flat, dirt highway type stuff there was one monster climb. Everyone was off there bikes and pushing towards the last 1/4 of the climb and every turn in the path we hoped signalled the end of the climb. Eventually a guy just behind me comes round a corner, looks up at the next section of climb and screams at the koppie, "KRY NO F#KKEN END!!! "
CatGirl Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Watching a race when a tandem comes past us. Heard a lady in the crowd ask the guy next to her: "How long do they practise to pedal in unison like that?" she MUST have been blond!!!haaaa ha ha ha
Roer Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Note how most of the really funny stuff (with the exception of "acciiiiideeeent" - that was hilarious), was in Afrikaans. You've got to love my language!
Jackes Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Note how most of the really funny stuff (with the exception of "acciiiiideeeent" - that was hilarious)' date=' was in Afrikaans. You've got to love my language![/quote'] Wat se jy, die engelse is dro? drolle ?
davetapson Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 No, he just struggles with engels. Anyone gonna translate for him...??
Roer Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 No' date=' he just struggles with engels. Anyone gonna translate for him...?? [/quote'] Wie's jou "he"? Let op in die klas Dave-boy.
100Tours Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 A friend of mine rides past a group of schoolkid spectators on day 6 of the epic, says the one girl of perhaps 9 to her younger sister as they go past: "Typical, die vettes gooi nooit sweets nie."
davetapson Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Roer' date=' old boy, Roer... [/quote'] Oops, she's a girl. I do beg your pardon...
ShaughnK Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 To our absolute disbelief and shock a rugby loving, beer swilling friend of ours had just "come out of the closet" and announced he was moving in with his new 'life partner'. A day or 3 later a good mate of mine (who shall forever remain nameless) was out on the normal morning ride on with all guys present still reeling over the news. After mulling things over for a while, he turned to his co rider and said "jissie bru, I just cant imagine it. Imagine sticking your c k up another guys Ale" and at that precise second a lady rider approaching the bunch quietly from behind pulled level with him and heard every word of the 2nd sentence.... then disappeared over the hill ahead, her shoulders still shaking with silent laughter. We still see her out on the road and she still smiles every time and my friend keeps his head down and concentrates on the road beneath him...
pastapouch Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Note how most of the really funny stuff (with the exception of "acciiiiideeeent" - that was hilarious)' date=' was in Afrikaans. You've got to love my language![/quote'] Wat se jy, die engelse is dro? drolle ? ... al ooit die koningin gesien glimlag. haar gesig sal afval
Jackes Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Roer' date=' old boy, Roer... [/quote'] Oops, she's a girl. I do beg your pardon... a lady called "roer"
jugheaddave Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 standing in the long toilet Q at the beginning of day two at this years sani to sea. I hear someone shout from one of the toilets. "This toilet looks as if it been ridden harder than any bicycle" Made me laugh!!!!
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