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Good point, im also new to MTB so maby i must skip that one, are you doing the Teavigo SA Duathlon Series 2007 (Race #4, Pretoria) 7 July 2007.

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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."

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Well have you seen some of the duathletes in lycra. Scary.

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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."


Well have you seen some of the duathletes in lycra. Scary.

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even more scary.....rapid sports gear.....those skeleton shirts or neon pink/green jerseys with red dots on!
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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."

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A monty python fan. COOOL

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A monty python fan. COOOL

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Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,

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I sleep all night and I work all day.

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I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

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I like to press wild flowers.

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I put on women's clothing,

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And hang around in bars.

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Monty Python's Flying Circus

Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

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I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK

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He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

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I go to the lavatory.

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On Wednesday I go shopping

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And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.

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He goes to the lavatory.

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On Wednesday he goes shopping

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And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

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He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.

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I like to press wild flowers.

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I put on women's clothing

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And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

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He likes to press wild flowers.

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He puts on women's clothing

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And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack and he's okay

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He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,

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Suspenders and a bra.

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I wish I'd been a girlie

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Just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,

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Suspenders...and a bra?!

Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,

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Just like my dear Papa!!

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The other one is:

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words and music by Eric Idle

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Some things in life are bad

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They can really make you mad

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Other things just make you swear and curse.

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When you're chewing on life's gristle

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Don't grumble, give a whistle

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And this'll help things turn out for the best...

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And...always look on the bright side of life...

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Always look on the light side of life...

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If life seems jolly rotten

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There's something you've forgotten

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And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

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When you're feeling in the dumps

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Don't be silly chumps

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Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

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And...always look on the bright side of life...

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Always look on the light side of life...

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For life is quite absurd

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And death's the final word

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You must always face the curtain with a bow.

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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin

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Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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So always look on the bright side of death

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Just before you draw your terminal breath

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Life's a piece of sh$t

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When you look at it

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Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

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You'll see it's all a show

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Keep 'em laughing as you go

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Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

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And always look on the bright side of life...

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Always look on the right side of life...

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(Come on guys, cheer up!)

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Always look on the bright side of life...

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Always look on the bright side of life...

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(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)

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Always look on the bright side of life...

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(I mean - what have you got to lose?)

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(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.

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What have you lost? Nothing!)

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Always look on the right side of life...Always look on the bright side of life.

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Of course, my favorite:

?Your highness, when I said that you are like a

stream of bat's p*ss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of

gold when all around it is dark?

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Cervelo: Do you run in you cycling pants?

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What times are you aiming for?

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I wearĀ triathlon shorts for the running. Running with padded shorts not a good idea.

First one soĀ 4:30 will be realistic

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