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Good point, im also new to MTB so maby i must skip that one, are you doing the Teavigo SA Duathlon Series 2007 (Race #4, Pretoria) 7 July 2007.

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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."

 

 

 

 

Well have you seen some of the duathletes in lycra. Scary.

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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."


Well have you seen some of the duathletes in lycra. Scary.

 

even more scary.....rapid sports gear.....those skeleton shirts or neon pink/green jerseys with red dots on!
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It actually goes like this:"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."

 

 

 

 

A monty python fan. COOOL

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A monty python fan. COOOL

 

Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,

 

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

 

I like to press wild flowers.

 

I put on women's clothing,

 

And hang around in bars.

 

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

 

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

 

I go to the lavatory.

 

On Wednesday I go shopping

 

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.

 

He goes to the lavatory.

 

On Wednesday he goes shopping

 

And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.

 

I like to press wild flowers.

 

I put on women's clothing

 

And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

 

He likes to press wild flowers.

 

He puts on women's clothing

 

And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack and he's okay

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,

 

Suspenders and a bra.

 

I wish I'd been a girlie

 

Just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,

 

Suspenders...and a bra?!

Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,

 

Just like my dear Papa!!

 

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The other one is:

 

words and music by Eric Idle

 

 

 

Some things in life are bad

 

They can really make you mad

 

Other things just make you swear and curse.

 

When you're chewing on life's gristle

 

Don't grumble, give a whistle

 

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

 

 

 

And...always look on the bright side of life...

 

Always look on the light side of life...

 

 

 

If life seems jolly rotten

 

There's something you've forgotten

 

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

 

When you're feeling in the dumps

 

Don't be silly chumps

 

Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

 

 

 

And...always look on the bright side of life...

 

Always look on the light side of life...

 

 

 

For life is quite absurd

 

And death's the final word

 

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

 

Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin

 

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

 

 

 

So always look on the bright side of death

 

Just before you draw your terminal breath

 

 

 

Life's a piece of sh$t

 

When you look at it

 

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

 

You'll see it's all a show

 

Keep 'em laughing as you go

 

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

 

 

 

And always look on the bright side of life...

 

Always look on the right side of life...

 

(Come on guys, cheer up!)

 

Always look on the bright side of life...

 

Always look on the bright side of life...

 

(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)

 

Always look on the bright side of life...

 

(I mean - what have you got to lose?)

 

(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.

 

What have you lost? Nothing!)

 

Always look on the right side of life...Always look on the bright side of life.

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Of course, my favorite:

?Your highness, when I said that you are like a

stream of bat's p*ss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of

gold when all around it is dark?

 

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Cervelo: Do you run in you cycling pants?

 

What times are you aiming for?

 

I wear triathlon shorts for the running. Running with padded shorts not a good idea.

First one so 4:30 will be realistic
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