kcnc by paragon

[mate]

I'M A SNR SALES PERSON AT A CYCLING RETAIL,I'M NOT A FUN RIDER I RIDE A FULL XTR CARBON BIKE COMPETITIVELY.I DECIDED TO SPOIL MY SELF AND BUY A KCNC GOLD CHAIN.I DID A 50KM RIDE TODAY AND 3 LINKS WHERE TWISTED,U COULD I MAGINE HOW EMBARASSED I WAS INFRONT OF MY CUSTOMERS I WAS BRAGGING TO JUST BEFORE I TOOK THEM FOR A CLUB RIDE.I THEN CALLED THE OFFICE OF PARAGON DISTRIBUTORS OF KCNC AND SPOKE TO SHAWN,HE THEN TOLD ME SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU RIDE OR SHIFT THERE IS NO WARRANTY. IT'S A R700 CHAIN I RODE FOR UNDER 40KM BEFORE IT TWISTED IN ONE RIDE!IV'E DONE TV FOR SS CYCLE AND I KNOW CHAINS AND BIKE BUT THIS!! I'M A SALES PERSON NOT A FUN RIDER YOU NEED US,IMAGINE HOW THE WILL TREAT YOU AS A CUSTOMER? KCNC/PARAGON EQUALS NO GO!!!!IF YOU GOT KCNC JOCKEY WHEELS ON YOUR BIKE TAKE THEM OFF AND BURN'EM COZ SHIMANO AND SRAM WON'T WARRANTY ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR DERAILER OR CHAIN.THE BLING IS NOT WORTH IT

[DMC007]

WTF...I had to read this like a Grade 3 learner.

Are you sure you spoke to Sean Southworth !!

[stringbean]

You think you would of got a warranty from Sram or Shimano.NO CHANCE.

[rock]

R700 for a chain!!.......thats the first problem.....

[onetrackmind]

I'M A SNR SALES PERSON AT A CYCLING RETAIL,I'M NOT A FUN RIDER I RIDE A FULL XTR CARBON BIKE COMPETITIVELY.I DECIDED TO SPOIL MY SELF AND BUY A KCNC GOLD CHAIN.I DID A 50KM RIDE TODAY AND 3 LINKS WHERE TWISTED,U COULD I MAGINE HOW EMBARASSED I WAS INFRONT OF MY CUSTOMERS I WAS BRAGGING TO JUST BEFORE I TOOK THEM FOR A CLUB RIDE.I THEN CALLED THE OFFICE OF PARAGON DISTRIBUTORS OF KCNC AND SPOKE TO SHAWN,HE THEN TOLD ME SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU RIDE OR SHIFT THERE IS NO WARRANTY. IT'S A R700 CHAIN I RODE FOR UNDER 40KM BEFORE IT TWISTED IN ONE RIDE!IV'E DONE TV FOR SS CYCLE AND I KNOW CHAINS AND BIKE BUT THIS!! I'M A SALES PERSON NOT A FUN RIDER YOU NEED US,IMAGINE HOW THE WILL TREAT YOU AS A CUSTOMER? KCNC/PARAGON EQUALS NO GO!!!!IF YOU GOT KCNC JOCKEY WHEELS ON YOUR BIKE TAKE THEM OFF AND BURN'EM COZ SHIMANO AND SRAM WON'T WARRANTY ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR DERAILER OR CHAIN.THE BLING IS NOT WORTH IT

So you are an elitist, self-important twat who doesn't know how to ride a bike without breaking it, and you want to blame somebody for your stupidity.

 

Cool.

 

The hub is the perfect place for that. Have you tried the waffles?

[zappa]

Wrap the chain ia a yellow Powerband. Leave overnight. It will be balanced and straightened in the morning.

[Grebel]

Wrap the chain ia a yellow Powerband. Leave overnight. It will be balanced and straightened in the morning.

 

Don't forget to soak it in 32GI as well while wrapped in the yellow powerband. That way it will last longer.

Edited October 12, 2010 by Grebel

[Edge_Design]

Don't forget to soak it in 32GI as well while wrapped the yellow powerband. That way it will last longer.

 

And if that doesn't work, blame PPA!

[Grebel]

So you are an elitist, self-important twat who doesn't know how to ride a bike without breaking it, and you want to blame somebody for your stupidity.

 

Cool.

 

The hub is the perfect place for that. Have you tried the waffles?

 

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Waffles-gir-1393830-304-273.gif

[Wyatt Earp]

Bliksem china, have you got one of those stuck on the caps lock keyboards, I doubt it, they don't exist, so in light of your inadequacy to use a keyboard properly, how do you plan on convincing us that you can ride a bike properly ?

Rider error is what it sounds like, possibly got stuck in the BIG BLADE (read caps lock button) and didn't have the legs to get over that obstacle and then decided to shift like a mad Pakistani attacking a full toss.

[Santa C]

Thanks MATE for the word of advice,

I have used the KCNC crank and Jockey wheels through Epic and many other stage and one day races without any issues.

I do agree with you, will never use a KCNC chain.

[gummibear]

How do you twist a chain that's on a bike?

[RodTi]

.... and then decided to shift like a mad Pakistani attacking a full toss.

 

Oh that's beautiful!

 

An no disrespect meant to any Pakistanis, or their cricketers - but this mental image is just SO apt!

Edited October 13, 2010 by RodTi

[Wyatt Earp]

Oh that's beautiful!

 

An no disrespect meant to any Pakistanis, or their cricketers - but this mental image is just SO apt!

:lol:

I couldn't think of a better description, it's almost like they stand there waiting for just that.

[rock]

I like how he uses the phrase 'full XTR carbon bike' to reinforce the argument......

[bikemonster]

I like how he uses the phrase 'full XTR carbon bike' to reinforce the argument......

 

And let's not forget, he rides it competitively, and is not a fun rider.

 

Judging by the poor spelling, ALL CAPS, lousy layout and run-on sentences I am getting an image of somebody bulging out of a wife-beater shirt while 'roid rages causes the veins to stand out on his neck and forehead as he beats the keyboard into submission.

 

But I could be wrong.