Best way to dispense with snot?

[Marius]

I have to say I don't do it while racing, that's just not on especially since the ppl behind me are just as tired as I am and there months are almost certainly open...<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

[Azonic]

"B". The legendary "Snot Rocket" approach has always worked well.

[Brakkies Sport Fotos]

I think you can do what you want with your stuff, just get out of the bunch and do it at the back or on the far right of the road.

 

 

 

You will earn a lot of respect if you do it that way.

[Wonder Woman]

I tried the whale thing once and got snot all over me, so I'm back to tissues and I get teased very often about still using tissues

[pastapouch]

I tried the whale thing once and got snot all over me' date=' so I'm back to tissues and I get teased very often about still using tissues

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thats when you lick it up... roll it up , put it back and try again

eeeeuwww, I made myself nausseous(spelling) 

[Mar]

Thx Cervelo, I almost enjoyed my lunch for a second time...

[Mrs Colonel]

I'm a world-class sniffer!  I irritate the hell out of whoever I'm riding with, but I refuse to try any other dispensing techniques.  Besides the fact that it is completely un-lady-like, I just know I'll mess it up and end up with snot on my face!

[bored girl]

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or the poor a$$ behind you

 

thanx to the cyclelab guy in the A bunch riders that caugh up to me on Sun....he made me the poor a$$ and i don't know how i managed to finish the race without being sick....

[racman]

snot nice topic this!

[racman]

I personally look left, look right, look behind then say "excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I feel a pressing need to expunge an unspecified quantity of mucus from my nasal cavities and would kindly request all and sundry to be particularly attentive to the possibility of spurious and purely unintentional mucus debris that may proceed in a random manner and quite possibly collide with my dear fellow cyclists thereby causing several unhygenic deposits that may have bacterial activity within. So on the count of three - one, two  gggggggggggggg three gaaaaaaaaatjoe !!!"

[SlickSticker]

My stomach!! Ouch, damn this is a rather sticky but funny topic.

 

And all

this time I thought I was alone? Some of my newbie friends think it?s disgusting

when I tell them I just block the Left and launch with the Right.

 

Then

they look at my sunglasses without daring to say a word. Then I say "I hit a

bug..."

 

Look, if I had to choose between the bits of bugger that messed

on my bib or the dried up hours of sweat that accumulate at the bottom of you

necks hairline, id opt for snot!

[Spinnekop]

I tried the whale thing once and got snot all over me' date=' so I'm back to tissues and I get teased very often about still using tissues

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Yup.  She has like 25 tissues with her in the shirt pocket!!!  Scary!! 

[FanieFiets]

 

 

or the poor a$$ behind you

 

thanx to the cyclelab guy in the A bunch riders that caugh up to me on Sun....he made me the poor a$$ and i don't know how i managed to finish the race without being sick....

 

my condolences.  Its quite siff!

 

[ORCA]

I once received a sticky green one on my booties.

The booties never made it home. Throw them away after the race.

I wasn?t prepared to wash someone else?s dna with my kit

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[Poison Ivy]

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or the poor a$$ behind you

 

thanx to the cyclelab guy in the A bunch riders that caugh up to me on Sun....he made me the poor a$$ and i don't know how i managed to finish the race without being sick....

my condolences.  Its quite siff!

 

ja I was also the poor a$$ Saturday...got sprayed first with a right and then with a left one (note to guy in front don't blow snot in the wind)

 

also thought all those virusses are gonna jump for joy in my body....touch wood - nothing yet...

[Jamm]

I do the whale, but The position of your head and windspeed/wind direction are very important to prevent nasty stains.

 

I think the best time to expel, is when you plan an attack. Take up the tempo, turn head, expel and sprint away from the bunch, Guaranteed the rsst of the bunch will wait a bit for the spray to dissapate before trying to chase you deown. May just be long enough to get away fro good!