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Nah, then we'll need someone to keep minutes, and we can't afford that.

We have a WINNAH!

Just tell him you think it's hot when guys go commando.

I would have pointed and laughed' date=' but I agree - damn roadies! [/quote'] Hog..........you are all a bunch of plonkers...........you all misunderstood the guy! He is a Canadian Mountie in Uniform, not an uninformed Mountain Biker! Nah, I get that. I just think Mouties are flippen funny! I'm gonna get into SO much trouble when I'm in Canada one day!

Really? I always: Drive to about 1m from the cyclist, then HOOT to say hello. They give the special finger salute after riding faster. Guess it's to say thanks for the extra energy or something. Then I squeeze past as close and fast as possible, so they can get maximum slipstream from my car. They then normally make a waving motion to say bye, and I give them the finger salute to say 'have a nice day'. Roadies are weird, but I think I have a good understanding of their language.

I would have pointed and laughed, but I agree - damn roadies!

NO YOU DON'T!!! I saw you going down Bowling ave yesterday at around 16h30 and you didn't greet!! Shame on you! Must be because you were on the sissy bike and I was in the car.

I'm a Draught Beer Expert! Still practising though. LOTS of practising.

Busy restoring the door so I just added a few more holes hehehehehe Post of the month!!!!

Grrrrrrr! Stop stealing MY ideas!

Tell them they don't know what they're talking about, and that they can just flip it around. Just remember to put the chain on backwards otherwise it will wear faster.

I doubt it. He's such an idiot I'll bet you a case of beer he'll drown in the shower before the next elections.

WTF! Surely this can't be real? No one can be THAT dumb, right?

That's MUCH better! Well done!

Wow! You have a garden! I'm so jealous!

Nah, I make my money the hard way. Wish I thought of it first though!

Okay, I'm sorry if this seems crude, but if you're stupid enough to put your cellphone number into an ad that claims it's going to 'test your brain age', you probably deserve to be scammed. Also, the banner ad clearly says "R10 day". Then, once you click through to the website, it says in the big bar on top that it costs R10 per day, as well as in the copy at the bottom, and you have to opt in to the service. Sorry you got scammed, but you did it to yourself.

There is only one shop I trust with my bikes, and that is Mikes Bikes. www.mikesbikes.co.za

Hey that looks a lot like a certain Manitou Black I have in the garage! I also don't see any Marzocchi's there. Was the afternoon workshop not self-loathing enough?

If you have to ask, you're obviously not getting near any.