Thor Buttox

+ effing 1. On this one, I genuinely hope parent bodies get together at some of the schools, and get the okes arrested. What are the chances...

I wish we could do a sample of most young PRO's who genuinely think the same thing about the guys around them. And that there are only some who take it too seriously. Human nature is pretty general whether we label people Vets or Pros.

Unfortunately some angles are really obtuse.

So 2+2 is only 4 under certain conditions..

If any of the drugs cause irreparable medical harm, such as increasingly seems to be evident, your invocation of Mr Darwin is not so much survival of the fittest, but more chance of survival of the not so fit. You use his name in vain.

Some severe front cover stigmatism* would not be unjust. Don't hide it away. *- not to be confused with astigmatism which is a severe eye complaint that causes you not to see your teammate doping

This actually pisses me off more than the drugs for some reason. Darren deserves a medal.

Tumbles, I reckon you are so close to a solution with this post, you may be put in charge of implementation. The Omerta is always part of the issue. In this, sports betting, political corruption. Sadly, most people only give a Damn when the person is caught - and it takes bravery to be a whistle-blower.

Hell, no, he has gotten on the wrong side of the Old C**t Biker and his lawyers. He can't set foot outside to judge druggies. (Why does it do that with 'Coot'?)

And if the winner tests negative due to inadequate testing for new drugs? Will he be disqualified?

It's actually funny you say that - after being horizontal over the whole holiday, doing sweet sod all, I hopped on the steed and felt absolutely amazing. I have thus determined that one week on, three weeks off is the best training for me. And as I said somewhere else, being in too much pain to have an appetite definitely helps the power to weight ratio. I doubt I will make any money off my new 'Crashin' Diet' though. (Reg TM, copyright 2016, Thornton Regina Buttocks)

Yup. But other than strong pain killers, all I was guilty of was my own incompetence I have now stopped taking banned substances and my performance will, I think, improve dramatically... Namely fruitcake, lemon meringue, pizza and ice cream.

Every time I have been off the Hub for a day lately, some dipshit has hit the fan. Weird how doping has been tied into 'strange' medical conditions. Chicken, egg, chicken, egg...

Eish, I dozed off after lunch. So did the Proteas.

No naming, but can we try shaming? Under the "Miway, or the Hub way' rule for shameful emotional accusations, I will stick to my original suggestion from a few days ago. The performances he gave are too odd, in my Hubble opinion. (OK, so who would have been a current Test player, not playing against the English, who would have been in the Ram Slam? Harmer, Piedt and them were in India. Lopsy? He was just One day, as far as I can remember. Parnell? Rilee Rossouw - think he's in the current squad.Philander. Place your bets, Sherlock!

The cricketer is Gulam Bodi.

Henry Davids...

Was just wondering about this myself! I heard Neil M on the radio and it seems to be a fringe player who 'played once or twice' for the Proteas, but I'm not sure how long ago. If my guess was based on the one player who has the most totally inexplicable variations in form, skill, talent and results, I couldn't look past a certain spin bowler. But I think he was in India when the Ram slam was on, so probably not!

Using one of those ball boxes never caused my tjommie to come off you sure you were using it correctly?

G. Smith to make a comeback as an opener. Never thought I'd say that but at least the oke had some gumption.

You can't begrudge someone who puts in that much effort on a keyboard. This is the poster:

And that's your two for this thread... don't worry, squire, you can always tell your boss you are canvassing for Discovery, as people on here may need medical attention at some point.

Well done, M 'n M! Top poster boy of the Hub!

Worryingly, I don't have to even look on the Web to remember, just need to open my DVD* cupboard... I am clearly stuck in the 80's... * - Dark-aged Victorian Disk

I only ever bought one LP but I had to use advanced technology to convert from a '.lp' to '.tap' format for one of these..