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  1. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    The website is giving off mixed messages at the moment. Seems like they're having issues today. Just give it time.
  2. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    again?! Sorry to hear, bro. Same thing?
  3. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    How old are you? You need to be at least at 70% of your HR to get any points. If you rode for 12 hours at 70% you'd have received 300 points, so I can only assume that 129 is under 70% of your Age Based MHR.
  4. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    LOL. I know. I was just talking escapism and semi permanence...
  5. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Pussy. There'd be a fireplace.
  6. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    That's the point though... Progression. And yeah, kinda sphincter puckering at points. But it's a very fast way to get more skills!
  7. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    If you can swing an axe, light a fire and cook a good steak (for the times that I'm too broken to stand next to the fire to cook) then there'll be space.
  8. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Tell us the truth. You're the new green power ranger
  9. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    It's probably a shadow of the uppermost strap forming itself around a most awesome bosom. Look at where the other shadow, cast from her left bosom and shoulder is coming from - indicates the light is coming from the top left. With the curvature of the tatas, the shadow would create that line. You can see it gently arcing to join with the uppermost strap as well, getting fainter as it gets closer. BTW - thank you for making me take more time to study said awesome bosomage. I salute you, kind sir.
  10. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    BURN http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA1987E_460s.jpg
  11. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    ah. Saved yourself, I see... And I'm sure Hillcrest is there too...
  12. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    there are pills for that...
  13. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    wow.... looks ideal.
  14. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    http://www.surfline.com/surfnews/images/2011/02_february/mechanics_of_snapper/full/01_E0I8196.jpg http://www.surfline.com/surfnews/images/2011/02_february/mechanics_of_snapper/full/28_Snapper99.jpg
  15. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Yep. Snapper. Here's a pic incl the rock formation http://stabmag.com/assets/Uploads/2015/02/Sim_Lineup_Main.jpg
  16. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    According to google, and a little search, the original post was tagged as Snapper Rocks on the Australian Gold Coast.
  17. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    DROOOOOOOL
  18. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    PLEASE - IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY TO RIDE THIS TRAIL, OR ANY TRAIL ON TYGERBERG TRAILS NETWORK, YOU MUST BUY A PERMIT!!! Patrick has already had to chase off multiple non-members and rogue riders who CONTINUE to expect that they can ride just by pitching up to the restaurant and getting on the bike. Don't feck it up for us. Please.
  19. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Hoogies small loop. Rapidly running out of light in the afternoons, and as night riding isn't allowed on the Tygerberg trails (they're all on private property so it's kinda logical) there's not much time to put in a loop after work. Makes for AWESOME riding on the way down though when the light is running out
  20. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    This vid just makes me want to quit everything and go live as a hermit in BC, with a little wood cabin on the local loop. So much of goodness. http://www.pinkbike.com/video/444497/
  21. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    It's essentially a larger Splashy Fen, with a different genre of music, from what I understand. Speak to Droo - he went this year.
  22. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Purgatory does look like a grippier tyre, plus it's touted as an AM tyre rather than an AM/XC tyre. As for mud, there's the Storm Control. Comes in 26" & 29" 2.0 varieties, which is what you want for mud. Would also probably perform better in REALLY muddy conditions at the front.
  23. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Whew
  24. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    Cool. Just wish all companies would actually list the width a la standard. It's not difficult.
  25. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem
    I'd say it's about the same as the 2.25 canis
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