Blackbeard

Now that's going the extra mile. Thank you.

Hi Hairy. Can you let me have their name and location? I enjoy trying out new places.

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Cool idea. Do it!

I am sorry for your loss Meezo. Heads up to Hubbers going through Hout Bay on their morning rides: On Friday last a cyclist called in to Cape Talk to warn cyclists. He was riding down Main Road from the Constantia Nek circle at about 05:30 when 5 bandits rushed him from behind the large bushes on the left of the road just before Hughenden road/ the graveyard. Fortunately he was travelling at pace and managed to get around them before they could cut him off. it was reported to SAPS further down the road and a vehicle was dispatched. I have heard nothing further and have not seen it reported.

I came, I saw, I froze.

Cannonball run?

Oh my, what pretty eyes you have!

RIP

Thanks, I'll use it.

Excellent news. Hopefully more arrests further up the food chain will follow.

Eton?

Knighthoods are given out like sweeties so I can't see why Froome wouldn't get one.

No worries.

I have a 55, not 57.

The 57 should be right. I am very happy with my Sempre. Get gooseflesh just thinking about her.

I'm 1.77 on a 55cm 2012 Sempre.

Fellowship of the Rings?

Thanks. Will do. Enjoy the ride.

I would love to join you, but I will be abroad. Perhaps the next one?

Asking nicely will not help as indicated by the fact that the organisers have stated that they have referred the matter to their lawyers. Instruct an attorney who will look into the merits fully and advise you. Generally speaking and not knowing all the facts, your attorney will ask the organisers and the owners of the resort in writing to identify the owner of the horse. When they refuse/fail to respond/deny all knowledge, sue the organisers and the owners of the resort jointly and severally, the one paying the other to be absolved. They will identify the owner in their pleadings or risk judgment against themselves. Then join the owner to the action. One is legally obliged to maintain control of one's animals at all times and failure to do so attracts strict liability. Be sure to claim for future medical expenses. This is very simplified but your attorney can advise you more fully. Good luck.

Bit obsessive with the self-promotion there, David. We have all seen that you have "basically" called LA a psychopath and that Phil is your current whipping boy. Very original. We also know you have a blog because you have told us a number of times now. You asked our opinion on your writing- mine is that it is purple and pretentious, merely rehashing what others have said better. Your playlist made me puke in my mouth a little. Its sad to see good music so abused. You clearly have talent, but dial back the ego and "streamofconsciousness".

I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member.