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First strike to MJ. Petersen gone.

if those couple of overs from Morkel are any indication, Smith must have skidmarks already.

Target 482. Let MJ loose!

Probably the same idiots that finish a race, get in their cars and promptly start abusing the very same marshals that kept them safe during the event when they stop them from driving into the oncoming cyclists.

For the love of God, build it with a decent period appropriate gruppo and ride the **** out of it. Most importantly, don't be a wanker and turn it into a single speed.

Yeah. Us lot in GP are busy winding our stress levels up for the drive home momentarily.

Yeah, cause obviously we've only ever ridden in GP.

Don't spin into a headwind. That is terrible advice. Don't slog a 53x11 either, but push a slightly bigger gear and stay on top of it.

Nah, think Quintana is more the dodgy steak kind of rider. Speaking of dodgy, he may have won the best young rider at the tour, but he looks like he's older than grandpa Horner.

7 For MJ. Did SA avoid the follow on? I doubt Clarke would enforce it anyway.

Well, that did it.

Nice that you mention Pantani on the anniversary of his death though. RIP Marco.

Well, it's kind of early in his career to be asking this, isn't it?

Why not just carry a spare?

I try and sprint at the bottom of climbs, so by the time I'm at the top, I'm still around mid-pack...

And MJ has his first for the day already

Spelling aside, that's a very bad combination. I suggest some rider training. Or a car.

Does your friend write material for Mac Maharaj? Or does he work for the mighty Pisstorius PR machine?

I have no interest in this diet thread per se, but I'm making this mayonnaise. (I have made other things I found here too. Not cause I need any benefit or anything, but cause they're delcious.) Thanks guys.

The guys were all saying similar on cricinfo yesterday. Love it.

Yeah, they wont enforce the follow on, which they wont have to, and they will get the wickets. Second innings for SA will be bad. They are terrified of real pace now. Thank the cricket Gods that this is a three test series.

So, my take-away, is that PPA (Cape Town) seeds people differently to the rest of the country. So what the hell do CSA base their criteria on when classifying you as whatever the hell? Case in point: We don't have SV and VT and whatever the hell else you lot at the mountain have. I mean we can't even all talk the same language. (I mean what we call the groups, not whatever it is you lot on the Cape flats speak.)

I would have assumed he was making a death threat.