Cellar

Hope the air medics phoned ahead for a proctologist. edit: Hope the guy's lady is ok.

Oh. Thought so, but wasn't sure.

May I ask what the knob sticking up off the top is?

I do that, or use the spin studio on my own for hours when there are no classes scheduled.

Just down the road from me. prick probably drives around here regularly. I'll keep my peepers peeled.

Back then, I was on blue Cannondale Criterium.

slow down.

Amen. With little bacon angels flying around.

Cyclelab. Haven't you seen the signs?

Well, Specialized did actually make a epic road bike. I think it actually preceded the mtb of the same name. Got f'all to do with this add, which is garbage, but just a fun fact for today.

Everything on the wozaonline platform appears to be a scam.

Wait. How tall are you?

I know of one method. Fill the bladder with Southern Comfort. You may then drink it. I promise, everything from then on will taste like southern comfort for at least two years, no matter what you clean it with.

Is the microwave to warm up the contact adhesive for the tubbies?

One of those trailers you can use to stick the kids in. Pro tip, take your oldest kid along in the trailer, and they can mix your bottles and warm up your snacks in the microwave so you don't need to stop.

But oil and loctite would surely do two different (and opposite) things here?

Chuck last year's Milan San Remo winner into that mix as well...

What a let down. I thought maybe Codpiece Cowell was riding.

IDT and a slick tyre.

But you don't need a spare wheel, just get a slick tyre and stick it on your existing wheel. (I read the part about the limited funds)

You must ride a 29er, and have your name on your kit.

Yeah. Clarke doesn't strike me as the type to die wondering.

Solve point one first.

I assume they had their wheel size vs rider height signs up as well?