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Took a wrong turn? Maybe outbraked himself...

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Guy enters a pub and asks for their hottest curry. The waitress says: "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He sees that the guy just sits there, the curry bowl is still full. He asks the guy: "Are you going to eat that?" The guy says: "No. Help yourself." So he starts to eat it. When he got about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead rat in it and he pukes all the curry back into the bowl. The other guy turns to him and says: "That's about as far as I got too

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 In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage ...

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 Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity ...

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 Define contraceptive pill?

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy ...

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 What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

Skill is more important than the instrument ...

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 What is the definition of a Lesbian?

Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man's job ...

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 On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!

Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that ...

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 Today's generation:

6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.

4 year boy: What's a balcony ?

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 What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?

Stay out of BED for two days ...

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If the launch of the new phone really matters to you, you're 45% more likely to die alone and confused, in clothes covered in sauce stains.

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