Sammajoor Posted March 6, 2012 Share Pensioner's Sex Guide: Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. Don't even think about trying it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted March 6, 2012 Share On the subject of ducks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdDN_MRe64 Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Classic scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted March 6, 2012 Share Well, the duck has Wikipedia cred. I personally would have used rabbits. Fearsome creatures, rabbits. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktB7qHezFs&feature=player_detailpage Minion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted March 6, 2012 Share Edited March 6, 2012 by Caerus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted March 6, 2012 Share @ Caerus, when were those taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrykm Posted March 6, 2012 Share Wow, Surf's Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted March 6, 2012 Share @ Caerus, when were those taken? Today & yesterday Lamber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted March 6, 2012 Share I might be tempted to take my camera to work and have a look at the bluff tomorrow! Edited March 6, 2012 by Grebel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted March 6, 2012 Share Today & yesterday I remember doing that a while back... on the tail end of the last big swell - 2007, I think it was... Joh, joh joh that was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted March 6, 2012 Share @ Caerus, when were those taken? i put this video link a couple days ago Edited March 6, 2012 by Stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted March 6, 2012 Share i put this video link a couple days ago I tried to post a link to that earlier, but would not work. Its sick, so much of goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agteros Posted March 6, 2012 Share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K5G7-mRBP4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricorn Posted March 6, 2012 Share dayum Heman..bump, bumrushed, and then fed a shoe. i'll bet the lattter did the most damage. but my word, what possessed that driver to lose his marbles like that?!?? Edited March 6, 2012 by Capricorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agteros Posted March 6, 2012 Share dayum Heman..bump, bumrushed, and then fed a shoe. i'll bet the lattter did the most damage. but my word, what possessed that driver to lose his marbles like that?!?? I have no idea but the guy did cross the road in front of the taxi. Would love to know more about what happened in the moments before the first bump.The driver's actions stay inexcusable though! EWN has a 'follow up' article, but no details on the cause of it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted March 7, 2012 Share Shaite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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